Whipped Cream Anyone?

If there ever was such a magazine, I would burn down the publication house.

Come on lah...are there men out there who feels like they've been whipped or are currently being whipped??? We WOMEN are not that selfish and inconsiderate la. Just because you had to miss one live football match on tv to attend an open house or a family function, it doesnt mean you're whipped!! Please don't get the concept wrong.

We let you play whatever sports you enjoy playing with your friends like futsal, soccer, badminton and paintball. For the record snooker, pool and billiard are not real sports. Bukannya berpeluh pun. It's a fun thing to do with your friends, we get it. We dont stop you from going out to play pool with your friends when you want to. We just want you to remember that you're there solely to play pool with your friends. Jangan nak mengada tolong ajar minah2 kat situ main pool. Konon good samaritan la. Boleh blah!

We let you stay up late with your friends at HQ or mamak joints to watch football (plus you get to ogle women too when your're there kay, don't think we don't know) and we don't complain. We close one eye when you ogle at those tight asses coz we know boys will be boys. Looking is okay as long as you dont act on your "merenyam"ness. If you understand that then everything is cool.

And another thing, what is wrong with helping out around the house? This is not the 60s or 70s when men just sit in front of the tv and read newspaper. Why is it when men help their wives out with chores around the house, other men will say that these men are whipped? Why can't you lazy men compliment these helpful men and try to be like them?

I do agree that some women are control freaks and can be a QC but then again some men can be real pain in the ass and have mentality of a 5 year old. That's why we women need to be in control sometimes. I've heard of friends who complained that their husband can't even decide what to wear and need their wife to lay down the outfit for them on the bed. So please kay, the next time you think your wife is a control freak, you men need to think why she became that way.

p/s : This entry tiada kaitan dengan mana2 lelaki yang hidup ataupun yang telah meninggal dunia. Segala pendapat adalah pendapat "personal" penulis semata-mata :P

In other words, sapa makan cili dia yang terasa pedas. Siapa minum coke, dia yang terasa gas nyer.

To bare or not to bear

Okay, so I am obsessed about Angelina Jolie. I downloaded all her pictures and they’re my screensavers. Hubby knows this and he has no problem with it. He’s more of Jessica Alba’s fan (honestly I don’t know why because I think Jolie is waaay hotter than Alba).

So anyway, I download all my songs from BearShare and if any of you guys ever used BearShare then you would know that you can also chat with other “pirates” who uses that programme. Since I am obsessed with Jolie, I used this profile picture for my BearShare account.

It was not meant to attract men but somehow when you put that picture in your profile you get all sorts of messages from all types of men, mostly perverts. Messages like “Whoaaa! Ure so sexy la. Boleh berkenalan?” or there’s this one nick called “Batangbesar” (yeah right!!!) who messaged me and said “7 inch, tak tipu”…like yeah, even if you tipu I wouldn’t know, right? Some of these people actually thought it was me and not Jolie. Like hellooooo??? Duduk bawah tempurung issit sampai tak kenal Angelina Jolie??!

Everytime I get a message, hubby would look annoyed and he would say, “Gatal punya mamat. Takder keja ke?” Hehehe…

Of course I would never reply any of the messages but I have to admit some of the messages were funny. It’s funny because of the way it was written i.e. so corny and “gatal-like” I wonder if any girl would actually reply these kind of messages.

I think I may need to change my profile photo soon because when I woke up this morning I saw 15 messages from men as young as 17 and as old as 43 asking me whether they can “berkenalan” with me. Sigh…Susah betul jadi hot chick ni… Ahaks!!

Self-explanatory Entry

THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST DIE????!!!

I HATE YOU.

NO, I LOATHE YOU, DESPISE YOU TO BE EXACT.

WHY WON'T YOU JUST DIE????!!!!!

Future Heartbreakers

Let's start with my 5 month old niece, Fisyah. Check out her cheeks! She looks Japanese/Korean a bit, don't you think so?

Next, my almost 3 year old nephew, Hareez. The apple of my eye, my favourite "anak buah" coz I took care of him since he was 3 months old. Did you know he was in that disposable diaper advertisement, "Pet pet"? Yup, he was the baby who peed on the dad. He proudly showed his tiny finger who got injured because he had stuck it in between the cupboard's sliding door. Ouch!! Tulah, notty sangat!

Below are my cousins, Syamil and Faiz. They are best cousins forever, or so they say. They even wrote a song about it!

This is my gorgeous 7 year old niece, Puteri Iffa. Major future heartbreaker I reckon. Honestly, my brother is not that handsome and errmmm my SIL pun not that pretty but somehow my niece turns out to be a looker. Hehehe...

Below is my cousin Durrani. I call her Nani.

Another cousin of mine. His name is Wildan. I pity the kid. When he grows up he's gonna get teased so much because if his name. "Well done, Wildan!" Get it?! Tongue twister that one.

These are half of my camera-crazed cousins. Pantang tengok camera. Posing memanjang.

So how was your Hari Raya?

Selamat Hari Raya & Maaf Zahir Batin

I can't believe it's the 23rd day of Ramadhan already. Time flies so fast. In 7 days we will be celebrating Eid ul' Fitri. I know I said i will be celebrating Raya in Kuching but plans changed at the very last minute. Hubby got a new job and he's not entitled to any leave. Poor baby. Looks like I'm not gonna be the one crying this year. He already told me to brace myself in case he broke down on the 1st day of Raya. So I have to keep lotsa tissue paper in my handbag then in case dam pecah. I'll be celebrating raya with my family in Sg. Petani. Can't wait.

Oh and I can't believe it's October already. My boss has been hounding us to complete our Staff Performance Management System (SPMS) forms. Yes it's that time of the month. The month where we're supposed to identify whether we have closed all our competency gaps. I hate doing SPMS because at the end of the day you won't be rewarded for the hard work that you did for the past 10 months, instead the people who will be getting big fat bonusses are those who kisses the boss' asses. It's the same everywhere I suppose. Those who works hard quietly will not be noticed and justly compensated compared to those who pretends to work hard and tells the whole world how hard they work. Now those kinda people will get 6 months bonus. Sheesh! The world ain't fair kan?

Last weekend I visited Asrama Penyayang Nur Iman, an orphanage in Tmn Ibukota Gombak with a bunch of friends. The caretaker of the home is Ustazah Sharimah. Ustazah Sharimah started the home in 2004 and it is privately funded. The Ustazah said that the number of children who were dropped off at the home has increased over the years. There are folks who came all the way from Kedah to leave the kids with her. The youngest is a 2 month old baby and the eldest are 16 year olds. Overall there were 62 kids, boys and girls. There are 3 babies in the house (all girls) and the babies are so cute. I can't imagine anyone not wanting to take care of them. While I was holding baby Afiqah and feeding her, I felt like crying but I didn't because I didnt want to upset the other kids. I felt so much love in the house. Ustazah Sharimah love those kids like her own. She is such an amazing woman.

My friends and I managed to collect and buy RM4,500 worth of groceries like rice, milo, biscuits, formulas, disposable diapers etc. Thank you to those who had donated money, books and food items. Thanks to Dzu who gave such lovely cupcakes. I'm sure the kids enjoyed eating them during berbuka.

I have a feeling this would be my last post until after raya so I want to take this opportunity to wish all of my beautiful bloggers friends out there Selamat Hari Raya AidilFitri and Maaf Zahir Batin.

Bila beraya tu please be moderate (I'm reminding myself too here). I know it's a celebration after fasting for a month but tak payah go overboard. Ingatlah those who are not as lucky as you like those who do not have parents or children to celebrate Hari Raya with. Remember those who celebrates Raya without smorgasbords of food on their table so do not waste any food. Remember those who will celebrate Raya with tears in their eyes and not joy and laughter.

To those driving back to kampung, please drive safely. Have a safe journey to and fro. Speed and tiredness kills.

Of An Unfortunate Son

Hang mai byr duit aku skrg n amik blk benda2 hang.

Lps tu aku tak mau tgk muka hang, muka bini hang n anak hang.

Hangpa boleh pi mampus

or

Oi babi! Bayar balik hutang aku

No one deserved to get these kinda text messages. Especially from a father. As a son/daughter, I know one is not supposed to talk back or kurang ajar to their parents but when a father says this to his son, what else is the son supposed to do? Does the son deserve this kind of treatment for only borrowing RM100 from his father? I don't think so.

You're the worst father ever.

God, pls forgive me. Sesungguhnya aku berpuasa...

Of a Tag and Charity

I was tagged by Guile and it is long overdue. Sorry Dear. But here goes…

5 Things In My Handbag

• Hand-pressing flash light
  Went for buka puasa at Mohsin in Tmn Tun last night (my god! I forgot how delicious roti taj mahal and mumtaj taste like) with few old friends. 10 mins before buka, this salesguy came to our table wanting to sell flashlights. We were about to wave our hands to say that we don’t want any when Fareen asked how much it cost. U know la these salespeople. Once you asked how much then they’ll never leave the table. The guy said it was RM10 per piece. Fareen haggled (seriously) and told the guy he wants it for RM9 coz he can get it around that price somewhere else. The guy agreed and all of us ended up buying 1. Fareen bought 2. I don’t how what he’s gonna do with 2 flashlights. The flashlight is pretty cool though. Can keep it in the car for emergency I guess. Plus I don’t need to buy any batteries. I wonder how long it can last. I wonder why I still have it in my handbag instead of putting it in my car’s glove compartment. Iskh! Have to springclean my handbag soon.

• MAC Studio Fix Compact Powder Case, 2 lip liners, 1 lipstick, 1 lipbalm (Body Shop Born Lippy Watermelon…I love the smell!)
• One (1 ) pocket pack of wet tissue and 2 pocket packs of face tissue (I’m the designated tissue carrier for my husband and friends)
• House & car keys (My spares are at home)
• My wallet and mobile phone

5 Things In My Wallet

• Malaysian Identity Card & Driver’s License
• JAIS Kad Perakuan Nikah
• Jusco Card (Did you know you can get discount at Coca Restaurant if you show them this card? Jusco has come a long way…heheh), Metrojaya Card, Isetan Card, Bonus Link Card (I’m not a shopaholic but I just like having those cards around. Yes, I’m weird that way)
• Times Bookstore card, MPH card, Memory Lane card (Hey! Don’t laugh kay. I get 10% discount on every card I buy) and BHP Petrol card (Useful coz I never buy umbrellas. I would redeem the points and get meself a free umbrella..ella ella eh eh eh…)
• TrueFitness membership card (which is dusty coz I haven’t been using it for few months now)

5 Favourite Items In My Bedroom

• My husband
• My bolster (NO. Sadly my husband is not my bolster although I would like him to be sometimes. That man is ticklish. Pegang skit dah menjerit, melompat tergedik-gedik. Hmmpphhh!)
• My DVD collection. If I do decide to open a dvd rental store, I bet you I can easily make money (Pijah, dah abis tengok Entourage Season 1 & 2?)
• My Queen Sized Bed together with my Cute Kitty bedsheet. (Hehehe..too bad hubby has to sleep on those. He has no say whatsoever)
• My Laptop

5 Things I Wish To Do

• Get Pregnant
• Beat my colleagues at Scrabulous on Facebook.
• Get Pregnant
• Go for my honeymoon (Sigh…really wanna do this)
• To travel all around the world and shop without thinking about money

5 Things That I Am Doing Now

• This tag. I’ve work but I’m just so lazy to do any today. Not good right?
• Trying to think of a word that will make me score lotsa points in Scrabulous.
• Trying to think of a way how to drink my Milo in the office without being seen by my colleagues (Cuti la so tak posa today...hik hik hik)
• Browsing the internet and looking for places to go for my honeymoon.
• Trying to finish this one memo to my Chairman before end of the week.

People I Would Like To Tag (take your time ya…hehehe..)

1. Daddy and Mummy (Yus)
2. Miss Camy
3. Trueblue
4. Theta

p/s : Oh yeah, this Saturday the 29th Sept around 10am, few friends and I are going to an orphanage called Asrama Penyayang Nur Iman in Gombak (ranges from babies to schooling ones). We're dropping off groceries and clothes. If you guys wanna donate some groceries (things like rice, Milo, condensed milk, biscuits etc) then please get in touch with me by Friday night. You can email me at sherieza@gmail.com for further inquiries.