Monday, March 27, 2006

Zap Zap and Awaaaayyyy!!


In a quest to have a body like Angelina Jolie and also because of an impending engagement, I decided to take a drastic measure yesterday afternoon.

I have been eyeing this product since last week when I was in Mahkota Parade in Malacca for the treasure hunt. When I came back from Malacca, I told my mom about this product and how I can loose several inches of my waistline by simply Zapping myself. No, it’s not an electric shock therapy. See, my mom believes that there is no easy way to loose weight and the only effective way was to EXERCISE. Urgh. How I dread that word.

It’s this new product by Osim called uZap. Imagine never having to do sit-ups anymore but still have that perfect toned tummy. Hehehehe...It zaps away unwanted fats at your tummy, buttocks, thighs etc. It’s a perfect product for someone who is allergic to “Exercise”. Yes, simply saying the word “Exercise” gives me hives. The guy who sold it to me said that I would see the result in 3 weeks time. It cost me blardy RM698!!

“Ah Beng, if I don’t loose 4 inches of my waist in 3 weeks time I am coming after you and I am personally going to Zap zap away your balls.”

So last night, I had zapped myself for 20 minutes. Every part of my body (ermm the upper part especially) was jiggling. It’s like they have a life of their own or something. So after the massage, I felt a little bit itchy around the tummy and a little sore (Ah Beng said it was a natural reaction, he better be right!). It’s too soon to tell whether this uZap thing works or not but I guess you’ll only find out in 3 weeks time.

What a woman wouldn’t do in the name of beauty. Sigh.

48 comments:

Seeking Solace said...

Nanti later2 tell me if this thing actually works. Tengok mcm too good to be true je and I say this bcz I tak tau la how many gadgets I dah try and tak kurus2 lagi :D

Idham said...

does this uZap thing works on guys ? I am looking for short cut too...went on a diet 3 months back..only to discover i put on 3 kg...although i looked like i lost weight..hmm, not so good.

tell me more...tell me more....does Uzap turns u into Angelina Jolie...

Id.

Freak & Geek said...

sis, must update us after 3 weeks time... how's the result...

allergic to exercise? i lah tuu...

dun forget, updates!

che'fara said...

hye there.

izreen fara said...

if it works, tell me!!! i will definitely be needng it in... say, another 9 months time!

Cosmic_GurL said...

Seeking Solace - I know wht u mean abt smthing tht is too good to be true. Hehehe..we'll just have to see whether those unwanted inches disappear eh?

Blown Up - Heh :p Will keep u updated. Im sure it works on guys too. If this thing turns me into Angelina Jolie, Im sure they're gonna hike up the price to say I dunno...RM1 kabajillion?

FnG - U pun allergic to exercise like me eh? No probs. Will keep u updated too :)

Che' Fara - Hey right back atcha :)

Izreen - Hep! Dont think abt loosing weight at the state ure in right now kay. It's normal to gain weight when ure ahem...But if it works ill tell you :)

lensman said...

girl, u got the pics or not?

agus said...

You go sister! Do keep it up. I want to know if it really works. The love handle is stubbornly clinging and it's pissing me off! I pun ada alahan dengan exercise. Tapi at least benda ni jiggles, takda bahan kimia berbahaya. I still need my kidneys and other vital organs see.

Angel Eyes said...

pls, pls update me with the results ok? think i wanna get those laa... am putting on sum weight oredi!

Aiyooh!

trueblue said...

Haha..nak tergelak pulak I.
Eh, is this the zap thingy yang Marilyn of 8tv dok promote tu?

Okeh, You try first and let us know if it works. We are all counting on you, girl. Hehe..Must give us weekly updates and show us the before and after pictures.

Good luck! May the force be with you :)

Cosmic_GurL said...

Lensmen - When did u send? I checked my gmail takder pun :(

Agus - LOL! Lovehandles are the worst innit? Oh yeah, as least it only jiggles yr body and doesnt effect the internal organs

Angeleyes - Harlow!! U already kurus kering wht for u need the uZap? :P

Trueblue - Yup yup! The spokesperson is tht Marilyn chick from 8 tv. Weekly updates caaann..show before pics? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Show after pics? Maybe...Hahahaha

Thanks darling! I need all the luck I can get.

Shopper Mom said...

Marion Caunter of 8TV u mean? She's already so skinny macam papan, yet they put her as the spokesperson. How unreal. Letak la someone yg baru lepas beranak ke, then 3 months later see whether the thing works or not. Baru la real.. :P

Anyways, let us know the results ya. ;)

Cosmic_GurL said...

Shopper Mom - Oopps! Not Marilyn but Marion caunter!! Hehehe..I think the uZap dah ter"zapped" my brain cells! Yeah la...she very papan. but when I was in Malacca, the Osim salesperson showed me a pic of this woman before and after. Her tummy was flat as a papan after 3 weeks!!

che'fara said...

good luck dear!

trueblue said...

Oh ya..Its Marion not Marilyn..Sorry, my mistake. I can only remember how skinny she is. She doesnt need to be zapped la. So, you're right Shopper Mom, they should choose someone real sikit.

Anyways dear, if you don't show us your picture, how can we tell if it works? Seeing is believing maaaaahhhh??!! :)

Cosmic_GurL said...

Che' Fara - Thanks darlin'!

Trueblue - Acckkkk!! Wht if I measure my waistline before and after? Then let u know. Can ah? Nak show pics shyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy laaaaaaarrr! heheheh

superdzu said...

eh best ke that thing?
kalau ada changes tell me ok...

i hate to exercise too.
dulu ada try beli this machine from smartshop.
macam belt kena pakai kat perut.
hehehe

dah rosak dah the thing.
i ganas sgt.

Cosmic_GurL said...

Superdzu - Awat la ganas sgt dik oii? U dont need it la dear. U dlm category org yang makan brp byk sekalipun takkan gemuk punya :p

cikPijah said...

hahahah.. superdzu geng i ghupenye terror telekopkan harta benda! hihihi.. i shall look forward to ur blog entry on the results! if tht works takyah aku dok susah2 berjogging sampai sempot almost hari2.

Cosmic_GurL said...

CikPijah - But like my mom said, exercise is good for you. Will improve yr stamina. Heheheh...tapi if i jadik u pun ill stop jogging. Allergic to exercise, remember?

BLaCkFeLiNe said...

Hey Cosmic gurl..I was blog hopping and read yr post..I have one of those..UZap..it works! U gotta do it for 30 mins each day..without fail..gd luck!

Cosmic_GurL said...

Blackfeline - Hoyey!! Thanks dear! Ah Beng said to only do it for 20 mins per day. Can do for 30 mins? Whoa! Panas lah tummy n bottom ku :)

BLaCkFeLiNe said...

yeah dun forget the gatalness oke..but 30 mins then rest...is'nt yrs auto switch off?

Red Raven said...

Hehehehe….. but u said ur bf tak kisah abt the way u look?

Cosmic_GurL said...

Blackfeline - Yup auto but only for 10 mins. If i wanna do 30 mins then I have to press the button 3 times. Tell me abt the itchiness *Groan*

Raven - Dia tak kisah tapi saya kisah :) Ala cakap jer tak kisah tapi dlm hati sure dia nak gf dia body mcm Angelina Jolie. Men! Hmmpphhh!!

Desparil said...

jiggle bell, jiggle bell.. jiggle all the way..

Shopper Mom said...

hahaha... desparil sungguh keji!!

TriPPin' said...

Uhhh... keep us updated ok?...hehhe... after this, you cud be an expert wit belly-d wat wit all those vibratin and jigglin stuff! *shimmy*shimmy*
Thx for droppin by! :)

Pink-Fins said...

desparil.. it's more like this

jiggle boobs, jiggle boobs, jiggle all the wayyyyy..

hhehehheheheehehhe

kepala_angin said...

"What a woman wouldn’t do in the name of beauty.", how about exercise?

hehehe..

KaiserSoze said...

For some reason I keep having flashes of the jingling action

anyhowz, do update all of us in 3 weeks

if have gambar sebelum & selepas even better...

princesswaffzonkle said...

RM698??? Can go for yoga 27 times!!

Cosmic_GurL said...

Desparil - Oh what fun it is to zap all the fats away, hey! :p

Shopper Mom - LOL! I dah lama tahu dia manusia keji.

Trippin - Wow! The pressure is on bebeh!

Pink-fins - Hahaha...Eh since u oso got one u have to keep everyone updated too.

Kepala angin - Arrghh!! Im allergic to that! Dont say tht word :p

Kaisersoze - Pics? Noooooooooooooo!! Dangerous la..nanti ill be the most sought after female on the net..for the wrong reasons! Hahahah

Princess - But if i do yoga i have to lipat melipat my body. This one I dont have to do anything except switch it on and wallaaa...jiggle jiggle action!

Desparil said...

hahaha.. that was a good one!

so, how's the zapper thingy been working out? ada kesan positif?

i'm very sceptical about these things because the only way i know of to target certain areas for fat loss was liposuction.

Cosmic_GurL said...

Desparil - Oh sudah semestinya ada kesan +ve. Hehehe...after this weekend ill let u guys know brp inch sudah kurang wokays

[Is]landa said...

EXERCISE ROCKS!!!

Cosmic_GurL said...

Ylanda - Hush gurL hush!! Dont la make me feel guilty. Sigh

Javard said...

if works u tell me ah....javard also want to zap zap and away...tak larat dah nak gi gym ah...

Cosmic_GurL said...

Javard - But u look good anyway what...wht for nak zap zap yr bodeh? :p Wei! Bila nak karaoke lagi nih? Sudah gian

Dil said...

Sherie honey! I need to Zap as well!! but you are my inspiration to buy the machine! Like the rest, do let me know the results... i want to loosen this front handles! hehehe...

lensman said...

eh, i just noticed. u sudah pandai bikin links to other blogs, eh? congratulations la

Cosmic_GurL said...

Dil - Argh!! Pressure! pressure! Hehehe...But i thought yr wifey loves yr handles :p

Lensman - Hehehe...Tenchiu...Jenuh jugak dok cari camner nak put the add to link. Patience is a great virtue :)

lx said...

does it even work??? nothing like traditional hard work, ie. crunches and weights la.

j-ding said...

Gua ada satu soalan keji utk ditanya:

Can borrow one ah?

hehehe...

pecah kaca pecah gelas,
dah baca soalan yang di boldkan tu harap balas...

Cosmic_GurL said...

Alex - Haiyoo Alex, of course la traditional hard work is always the best but we have no time to exercise the old fashion way ya know :p

J-Ding - Ini jwpn separa keji khas utk yew..

pisau tumpul pisau tajam
beli sendiri la why mau pinjam?

Ahaksss...u want to pinjam caann..i charge by the minute can?

Princess Sparkle said...

Laaaaa you bought it!

On it's own, I dont think it's effective. I use this Nirmala Sari cream to rub onto my skin before I use the Uzap, and lost few inches! Try it! :-)

shell said...

if it works i think they should pay you for promoting :P

Cosmic_GurL said...

Princess Sparkle - Hehehe..yeah I got one too. Whre to get la this Nirmala Sari cream?

Shell - LOL! I think Marion Caunter would make better spokesperson than me :p