I was spesifically asked to come to one of the restaurants at OneBangsar in an all white outfit (kononnya like an "angel" la) whereby all my colleagues would be wearing a red/black outfit (kononnya like the "devil" la...memang devil pon!). But they all looked so pweety!
Note to self and others : The restaurant manager was hot and cute! My friends reserved a private room unstairs which is so nice and cozy and they didnt even have to pay extra for it. Cool kan?
As soon as I arrived at the restaurant I was asked to put on a pink/white coloured veil and as one by one of my so called "devilish friends" arrived, we ordered food and they got me this really nice sparkling non-alcoholic juice which is really really yummy and it was pink and purple in colour (they know me so well).
After dinner, they started the hen night party by playing the "truth or dare" game. Im such a chicken so I chose to answer questions truthfully rather than do the dare. Well, most of the questions that is...Hehehe...Can't post pictures of me doing the dare becoz if I did that then id have to stop blogging forever. YES! It was that embarrassing!
After all those "hard" questions were answered, one of the waiters came in to dim the lights and suddenly I saw a cake being brought in with one lighted candle on top and surprise surprise it was in a shape of a P-E-N-I-S with the "booloos" and the "squirts" and all...Euwwww! But the cake was delicious though..lemak berkrim! Hahaha...Dont u think the cake was not very well-proportionate? Somehow the "balls" are bigger but the errmmm...schlong was shorter..
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After we had the cake and drank our sparkling juice i thought okay this is it then. Thank god they did'nt get me a stripper coz they were saying that I should be prepared for any possibilities and I thought hey! getting a stripper would cost a lot of money and personally I did'nt think they were brave enough to do it. Boy was I wrong!
The cute manager came in and dimmed the lights and suddenly I heard music and this man dressed in a leather outfit appeared out of nowhere and started dancing erotically around me and starting touching me and I just shrieked! Dammit! The gurls really did get me a stripper! He was dancing all around the table and the funny thing was he not only "molested" me but ALL my friends who were there. No one was spared. Some of my friends tried to escape by running around the table and he was running after them! Such a funny sight! Hahaha...
Where's the bride? Yoohoooo...
One thing he did'nt do was stripped totally naked. Thank god for that! He just took off his shirt and pants and was only in his undergarments. Guess he thought I would'nt be comfortable since Im wearing tudung and all...but I have to admit that I had so much fun and laughed so hard till my tummy hurts and errmmm..I did smack his tushee like a couple of times (sorry Hubby but I didnt wanna disappoint the gurls...hehehe). He danced for about half an hour (or less i think but to me I thought it was longer coz I was out of breath coz I was laughing so hard and was asking myself when is this gonna stop)
Okay, after he finished his performance I thought phew, that was it and thought I would have some time to catch my breath and lo' and behold he came back in wearing a different outfit this time and was even more bolder than before, Im talking about the way he danced and oh yeah, there was definitely more body contact than the first performance he did! My goodness! Here we go again...the shriekings and laughing and the gurls running around the table again to escape him...his second performance was shorter than his 1st one so after he left the room and said goodbye to us I asked my friend how and where the heck did she get this guy and guess what? The half-naked stripper was the brother of the cute manager and my friends actually got him on the house! The cute manager apparently called one of my friends out and asked her whether it was a real hen night party to which she said yes and then he asked her whether they would like a stripper on the house and being true Malaysians of course la these friends of mine agreed. Sapa tak nak benda free kan? Nasib baik the half-naked stripper was not bad looking, kinda cute jugakla...hehehehe...
After the stripper had left the room, the cute manager then came in and congratulated me on my upcoming wedding and actually told me that I was quite sporting seeing I was wearing tudung and all...like hello?? It's not like I was gonna do anything crazy like go home with the stripper you know...I thanked him for what he has done and told him that I endured all that coz I know how much trouble my friends went through organising the hen night for me and i didnt wanna spoil the fun by being a prude and all...nothing wrong with having lil bit of fun, right?
After all that was over I took pictures with all my friends and shed some tears coz I was so moved by what they did i.e. organising the party for me and not the "getting the stripper" part okay! I'm sooooooo gonna get back at them non-married friends of mine next time...