American Idol 5

ACE, I LOVE YOU!!! I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES!!! *DROOL, DROOL DROOL*




Ladies and Gentlemen,

These are my favourites in American Idol 5:-

The Guys – Ace Young (drool drool coz he’s hot hot hot!!!), Taylor Hicks (he’s so honest!), Elliot Yamin (very soulful voice), Chris Daughtry (the rocker) and David Radford (the crooner)


Ace Young


Taylor Hicks


Chris Daughtry and Elliot Yamin
(They looked like twins don't they?)


David Radford

The Gurls – Lisa Tucker (can't believe she and Paris are just 16 years old!!), Paris Bennett, Mandisa Hundley (this woman rocks! Who says big-sized chicks dont know how to have fun? She brought the house down with her performance!), Katharine McPhee and Ayla Brown




Lisa Tucker and Paris Bennett




Mandisa Hundley


Katharine Mcphee



Ayla Brown


So who's your favourite so far?

Piece of Advice

• There is no such thing as free sex. Eventually you pay for it.

• Never judge people by who they date – your own sex life is confusing enough without trying to figure out everyone else’s.

• Advice is like a sandwich. If you know someone is hungry, you can offer them a sandwich. They may even ask for a sandwich. But if you put the sandwich in front of them, and they don’t eat it, there’s nothing you can do. You can’t force someone to eat a sandwich.

• Emotionally, it’s better to be homicidal than suicidal. When you’re upset with a guy, at least know which way to point the gun (hahahahahahah! this is good!).

• Never ask a single person if they’re “seeing anyone special,” an unemployed person if they’ve found a job, or a married couple when they’re planning to have children. You’re not making conversation. You’re starting someone on the road to Prozac.

And my personal favourite...

• Men aren’t stupid, and you don’t need a complicated set of rules to find a good one who loves you. Here’s the only rule you need: if a man loves you, he will do anything he can to keep you around. Anything.

-"A Total Waste of Make-up" by Kim Gruenenfelder-

A "Moan"day Morning Joke

What do you do when you get this on a Monday morning hmmm? I don't know whether I should be laughing or report to my HR that my male colleague had sent me this mail and it constitute errmm..sexual harrassment? *Sigh* I should start looking for my sense of humour I think.

But but but it's Mondayyyyyyyyyyy!!! How to have sense of humour on a Mondayyyyyyyyyyyy???

TIPS MENGELAK JANGKITAN SELSEMA BURUNG

Info ini ditujukan bagi kaum lelaki ataupun yang mempunyai saudara/kerabat yang biasa ada burung. Bagi mereka yang tidak ada burung juga digalakkan membaca panduan tips ini sebagai langkah berjaga-jaga, kerana jangkita burung ini amat berbahaya, lebih-lebih lagi kalau burung itu dikategorikan jenis burung yang liar dan ganas.

Berikut ini panduannya:

1. Jangan bermain dengan burung.

2. Jangan memegang burung atau digaru (terutama di khalayak ramai).

3. Jangan sekali-kali dibiarkan sangkar burung terbuka.

4. Jangan biarkan burung masuk ke sangkar lain. (merbahaya..)

5. Apabila burung dalam keadaan tidur biarkan ia tidur, jangan sekali-kali ditarik kepala/lehernya untuk membangunkan, ada masanya burung akan bangun sendiri.

6. Jangan mencabut/mencukur bulu yang ada disekitar burung (supaya burung tidak kelihatan lucu....)

7. Jangan sekali-kali menghisap kepala burung (dikhuatiri burung akan menjadi mual terus muntah ....)

8. Jangan suka main pintu sangkar, di takuti burung akan tersepit!!!

9. Paling penting..jangan masukkan plastik ke kepala burung.....tak rasa apa-apa beb!!