Thursday, March 01, 2007

The Unforgettable Hen Night Party

I just thought I HAVE to share with you guys what happened during my hen night party (since Hobo was so curious abt it) which was held a week prior to my wedding by my ever so wonderful colleagues cum gorgeous friends...


I was spesifically asked to come to one of the restaurants at OneBangsar in an all white outfit (kononnya like an "angel" la) whereby all my colleagues would be wearing a red/black outfit (kononnya like the "devil" la...memang devil pon!). But they all looked so pweety!


Note to self and others : The restaurant manager was hot and cute! My friends reserved a private room unstairs which is so nice and cozy and they didnt even have to pay extra for it. Cool kan?



As soon as I arrived at the restaurant I was asked to put on a pink/white coloured veil and as one by one of my so called "devilish friends" arrived, we ordered food and they got me this really nice sparkling non-alcoholic juice which is really really yummy and it was pink and purple in colour (they know me so well).

After dinner, they started the hen night party by playing the "truth or dare" game. Im such a chicken so I chose to answer questions truthfully rather than do the dare. Well, most of the questions that is...Hehehe...Can't post pictures of me doing the dare becoz if I did that then id have to stop blogging forever. YES! It was that embarrassing!

After all those "hard" questions were answered, one of the waiters came in to dim the lights and suddenly I saw a cake being brought in with one lighted candle on top and surprise surprise it was in a shape of a P-E-N-I-S with the "booloos" and the "squirts" and all...Euwwww! But the cake was delicious though..lemak berkrim! Hahaha...Dont u think the cake was not very well-proportionate? Somehow the "balls" are bigger but the errmmm...schlong was shorter..
After we had the cake and drank our sparkling juice i thought okay this is it then. Thank god they did'nt get me a stripper coz they were saying that I should be prepared for any possibilities and I thought hey! getting a stripper would cost a lot of money and personally I did'nt think they were brave enough to do it. Boy was I wrong!

The cute manager came in and dimmed the lights and suddenly I heard music and this man dressed in a leather outfit appeared out of nowhere and started dancing erotically around me and starting touching me and I just shrieked! Dammit! The gurls really did get me a stripper! He was dancing all around the table and the funny thing was he not only "molested" me but ALL my friends who were there. No one was spared. Some of my friends tried to escape by running around the table and he was running after them! Such a funny sight! Hahaha...
Where's the bride? Yoohoooo...
One thing he did'nt do was stripped totally naked. Thank god for that! He just took off his shirt and pants and was only in his undergarments. Guess he thought I would'nt be comfortable since Im wearing tudung and all...but I have to admit that I had so much fun and laughed so hard till my tummy hurts and errmmm..I did smack his tushee like a couple of times (sorry Hubby but I didnt wanna disappoint the gurls...hehehe). He danced for about half an hour (or less i think but to me I thought it was longer coz I was out of breath coz I was laughing so hard and was asking myself when is this gonna stop)

Okay, after he finished his performance I thought phew, that was it and thought I would have some time to catch my breath and lo' and behold he came back in wearing a different outfit this time and was even more bolder than before, Im talking about the way he danced and oh yeah, there was definitely more body contact than the first performance he did! My goodness! Here we go again...the shriekings and laughing and the gurls running around the table again to escape him...his second performance was shorter than his 1st one so after he left the room and said goodbye to us I asked my friend how and where the heck did she get this guy and guess what? The half-naked stripper was the brother of the cute manager and my friends actually got him on the house! The cute manager apparently called one of my friends out and asked her whether it was a real hen night party to which she said yes and then he asked her whether they would like a stripper on the house and being true Malaysians of course la these friends of mine agreed. Sapa tak nak benda free kan? Nasib baik the half-naked stripper was not bad looking, kinda cute jugakla...hehehehe...

After the stripper had left the room, the cute manager then came in and congratulated me on my upcoming wedding and actually told me that I was quite sporting seeing I was wearing tudung and all...like hello?? It's not like I was gonna do anything crazy like go home with the stripper you know...I thanked him for what he has done and told him that I endured all that coz I know how much trouble my friends went through organising the hen night for me and i didnt wanna spoil the fun by being a prude and all...nothing wrong with having lil bit of fun, right?

After all that was over I took pictures with all my friends and shed some tears coz I was so moved by what they did i.e. organising the party for me and not the "getting the stripper" part okay! I'm sooooooo gonna get back at them non-married friends of mine next time...

22 comments:

Mr Hobo said...

hahaha .... pendeknya ..... pendek and lebar ...

Anonymous said...

hahaha -- whatever happened to "NONE of this leaves the room?" :-)

glad you had a good time.. i'd do it all again..

luv,
banana

Cosmic_GurL said...

Hobo - The cake u mean? Hahahaha..Kan?! I tot my mata yang tak betul so mmg la the cake was not very well proportionate then :p

Banana - LOL! Hey! I didn't mention anything about the questions and answers in the "truth or dare" game and no pics of u guys so mmg i left everything in the room...hehehe..missed u a whole lot dear!

Keropok said...

Many congratulations to you and the hubby. Enjoy the bliss of 1st year marriage - after that it becomes, err... paradise :)

Drama Div@ said...

size doesnt matter.. janji lemak berkrim... itu penting... lazat!

Angel Eyes said...

wah, bestnyer! *drools*

menarik tu... nak buat la nanti. haha

Desparil said...

kaaaaaantooooiiii! mwhahahaa..

Freak & Geek said...

i want something like that for my own hen's party toooooooo...

x chi x said...

yeah pendek dan gemok.. tapi takpelah asalkan sedap kan?? hihi.. congrats btw all the best!!

Erus said...

hehehe..what a hillarious entry. I can just imagine being there..and the CAKE??...hehehe

p/s: Congrats on the wedding. Selamat Pengantin Baru!

Shopper Mom said...

whoa sher... hawt hawt hawt!

glad u had a blast at ur hen night. oh mine was so tame compared to that. hehehe...

UglyButAdorable said...

uwaaa...menarik hen party itu... itu benda coklat macam menjilat jari...

mobilemom said...

I can imagine you gals had fun. Your hen party reminds me of a friend of mine couple of years back. She had a cake which looks like a penis and benda tu berdiri. Our friend had to do a "beejay" (as in makan the top part la kan) until the milk comes out!! Talk about hen party yang melampau!! ;)

pugly said...

Whoahh! I want one of those, too!!!

D.N.A.S said...

Hey, I need that cute manager's cell phone number. I'm gonna need a stripper's service soon.
Anyway, glad u had a good time. U'll remember that night (besides yr wedding night lah, of course...) sampai tua ....

aeyya said...

wat a blast party u had
if u dont mind, can u give me the number of the cake shop?coz im planning a hen's nyte for ma best fren soon.TQ

ti.e.na said...

i want a stripper for my hen's party too!:p

Gravt Kills said...

where can i get that cake eh?

Cosmic_GurL said...

keropok - Thanks! I think..hahaha...

drama diva - Ya betoll!! pandai akak! :p yang berkrim tu yang sedap tu...

angel eyes - ni org kena buat utk u lah bila u nak get married nanti bukan u buat sendiri for yourself..heeheh

desparil - Alaaa..dia dah taupun...hehehe..tapi dub dab dub dab jugak before telling him abt the stripper..

FnG - make sure u have really good friends to do it for you kay :) I am more than willing to organise! Hahaha...

x chi x - Thanks! So betul la i cakap, mmg tak proportionate kan?

erus - Thanks :) tht cake was nothing..ive seen lagi x-rated looking cakes kay..hehehe..

shopper mom - thts coz my friends were a wild bunch!

uglybutadorable - nak jilat kaki pun boleh wahai cik adik oi :p

Cosmic_GurL said...

mobilemom - Hahahaha...Whoa! Your friend's cake lagi x-rated than mine! I had to act like im licking it kay and ive got pics to prove it! Cuma tak berani nak post jer...hehehe..

pugly - When ure getting married, let me know. Ill order one for u kay :)

dnas - yup yup, ure right. Will remember it coz ive got pics of it! Hehehe...The restaurant is called Vincenzo. u can get the Manager's number if u go there

aeyya - The cake shop is called Kokomo. Think it's located at bandar Sri Damansara now. Am not too sure.

tiena - Hep! Behaaave! :p

gravtkills - from a cake shop called Kokomo. Will try to get u the phone number :)

aeyya said...

thanx for the info CosmicGurl
really appreciate it ;)
hahahaha must be a funniest historical nyte to be remembered with the STRIPPEST!!

AM said...

waa the cake! *gasp*