Proposed New Tax For 2006
The only thing we have not yet taxed is the willy. This is due to the fact that :-
- 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed;
- 30% of the time it is hard up;
- 20% of the time it is pissed off; and
- 10% of the time it's in a hole.
It has two dependents, but they're nuts.
Effective January 1, 2006 willies will be taxed according to size.
The tax brackets are as follows:
10"-12" - Luxury Tax (Whoaaa momma!)
Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!
Issues still under consideration are as follows:
- Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
- Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
- Are condoms deductible as work clothes?
- U can download the form online too
- Have a great looooooooooong weekend everyone! :-)