Scenario One
Boy meets Girl. Boy fell madly in love with girl. Girl just got out of a relationship with a married man and was desperate to get married. Boy proposes to Girl and Girl accepts. Boy brought Girl home to meet Mommy and Daddy. Daddy strongly objects to the marriage. Boy was confused as to why Daddy objected. It turns out Girl was Daddy’s previous girlfriend. Go figure.
Scenario Two
Boy meets Girl. Boy fell madly in love with girl. Girl said she can’t reciprocate Boy’s love because she’s in love with someone else. Boy was devastated but didn’t want to give up on Girl. Boy went home. Boy’s Daddy was waiting for Boy and boy’s mommy was sobbing. Boy was surprised to see Girl there. Daddy announces that Daddy has taken a second wife and Girl is now Boy’s new stepmom.
Scenario Three
Boy meets Girl. Boy fell madly in love with Girl. Boy promises to look after Girl, love and cherish her till the day she dies. Girl believes Boy. Boy and Girl got married. Boy asked Girl to quit her job because Boy said he earns enough money to provide for the family and wants Girl to take care of their children. One child later, Boy divorces Girl because Boy had fallen in love with his secretary and secretary refuses to be the second wife. Boy throws Girl and child out of the house.
Scenario Four
Boy meets Girl. Girl fell madly in love with Boy. Boy asked Girl to marry him and Girl accepted. 3 months had passed and Boy did not have sex with Girl. Girl was frustrated and asked Boy why he did not want to touch her. Boy said he’s stressed out at work and asked Girl to be patient. 6 months gone by and still no sex. Girl went to Boy’s office to ask him out for lunch. Girl opens the door to Boy’s office and saw Boy and another boy kissing. It turns out Boy was gay and only married Girl to appease his mom.
Scenario Five
Boy from Kuching meets Girl from KL via Friendster. Boy and Girl fell in love. Boy decides to move to KL for good 3 months later as Girl said she could not have long-distance relationship. Boy and Girl got married 2 years later. Boy and Girl are now happily married. Girl controls the remote control and Boy lets her. Now THAT’s L.O.V.E. bebeh!
Boy meets Girl. Boy fell madly in love with girl. Girl just got out of a relationship with a married man and was desperate to get married. Boy proposes to Girl and Girl accepts. Boy brought Girl home to meet Mommy and Daddy. Daddy strongly objects to the marriage. Boy was confused as to why Daddy objected. It turns out Girl was Daddy’s previous girlfriend. Go figure.
Scenario Two
Boy meets Girl. Boy fell madly in love with girl. Girl said she can’t reciprocate Boy’s love because she’s in love with someone else. Boy was devastated but didn’t want to give up on Girl. Boy went home. Boy’s Daddy was waiting for Boy and boy’s mommy was sobbing. Boy was surprised to see Girl there. Daddy announces that Daddy has taken a second wife and Girl is now Boy’s new stepmom.
Scenario Three
Boy meets Girl. Boy fell madly in love with Girl. Boy promises to look after Girl, love and cherish her till the day she dies. Girl believes Boy. Boy and Girl got married. Boy asked Girl to quit her job because Boy said he earns enough money to provide for the family and wants Girl to take care of their children. One child later, Boy divorces Girl because Boy had fallen in love with his secretary and secretary refuses to be the second wife. Boy throws Girl and child out of the house.
Scenario Four
Boy meets Girl. Girl fell madly in love with Boy. Boy asked Girl to marry him and Girl accepted. 3 months had passed and Boy did not have sex with Girl. Girl was frustrated and asked Boy why he did not want to touch her. Boy said he’s stressed out at work and asked Girl to be patient. 6 months gone by and still no sex. Girl went to Boy’s office to ask him out for lunch. Girl opens the door to Boy’s office and saw Boy and another boy kissing. It turns out Boy was gay and only married Girl to appease his mom.
Scenario Five
Boy from Kuching meets Girl from KL via Friendster. Boy and Girl fell in love. Boy decides to move to KL for good 3 months later as Girl said she could not have long-distance relationship. Boy and Girl got married 2 years later. Boy and Girl are now happily married. Girl controls the remote control and Boy lets her. Now THAT’s L.O.V.E. bebeh!
23 comments:
i so know scenarion 5...hahahahhaha...
what about girl ask friend to interrogate boy in kuching? hahahahahha...
And why didnt i have a friendster account?
scenario 5 is damn power!!
Wakakaka. Damm funny and ......true too
and they say internet love dun work..heh..hehhh
i see the silver lining there...
Heheheheh that's cute... :)
Scenario Five:
Sure you didn't show your "dark" side like you usually did with us during univ time in order to get the remote control? hahaha kidding bam.. I believe that you are a changed person :D
awwww you guys are so cute!friendster je?myspace pun okay whattt
my friendster account doesnt active, so no kuching boy will move to kl.
eddy - I still cant believe u met him first! And when i asked u to describe him u didnt give a very good description kay. Hahahaha!
sixtysixty - Maybe ure destined to meet someone the old fashion way :)
desparil - Senario 5 is Damn power coz Girl is damn powderful. Muahahaha!
akula - Some are true stories kay, dont play-play :p
UBA - Oh yeah it works...but depends on luck jugak la coz ramai gak psyco2 kat alam internet ni. Hehehe..
fabmama - Hehehe..thanks! But I dont think Boy finds it cute. Haha!
vedd - Hahahaha! wei! Whre got? I use gentle persuasion nowadays kay. Am not brutal anymore..well, adalah skit2 brutal but that as bad as last time :)
superdzu - i tak reti la guna myspace2 ni..too advance for me :p
suzequatro - I bet your myspace a/c is active like Dzu's..hehehe...jgnkan Kuching, agaknyer u blh cekup one from UK? :p
Scenario Six
boy meets gal at a party sumwhere in Koh Pangan. Boy tried to impress gal that he has 4 hotels in Blackpool, buying drinks for gal. boy said, he falls in love for her at the first sight by the beach. Gal said, fuck off..hahahaaaa....
oooOOOoo.. berguna jugak frenster tu eh?
oh lupa? bila kita nak serbu vichuda lagi eh? ;)
L.O.V.E.
Wow... i like that!
missy: So did he?
Cosmic gurl : more looovee story pls.
Boy don't watch TV then?
love this entry :)
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boy meet girl....series can be written into a novel tu cosmic girl...:)
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and of course the boy from kucing and the girl from KL will live happily ever after....dengan cucu2 yang sehat2 belaka...
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dah ada gaduh dan merajuk ka?
kena test tu...hehehehe
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abg idham
Missy - Hehehehe..sounds like Girl has heard the lines too often to fall for it huh?
cikpijah - i miss u la pijah! Set the time la. Then i can show u my wedding album :)
angeleyes - so bila nak have drinks ni?
akula - Heheehe...hard to come up with love story that ends with a happy ending
raven - Boy watches tv but Girl controls which channel to watch :p
idham - ooohhh mestilah dah gaduh and merajuk...kalau tak gaduh boring jugak kan? Hehehe
Bila2 pun boleh.... when is our date?
tak de series 2 of boy meets girl? or girl meets boy? he he he
Eh, this is a trick scenario ek? Boy has another tv and decoder eh? That's why boy don't care, coz he's got his own tools eh?
Oops. Did i just gave boy an evil idea?
akula : the gal didnt buy it of course..she is not sum kinda form 1 teenager and think that the boy can suap her like lollipop..!heh..but the gal loves to play the game..
babe...love at the first sight on the beach and hangover party? i dont think so hahahhaa...!!
angeleyes - Weekend la free skit. Im having fever and flu now la, plus a huge headache :(
bertique - Part 2? nantilah i pikir senario2 yang lebih menarik, tertarik da bomb! Hehehe..
Agus - Hep! No way im getting second decoder kay..and dont give him any ideas
missy - Hahaha! Figures! But then again, women are becoming more materialistic nowadays :)
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