Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Cucuk sana..cucuk sini!

A 3 year old boy entered the elevator with his bibik. The bibik was taking him downstairs to buy some vege from the supermarket located at the ground floor of the apartment. Inside the lift, the boy saw a couple whereby the girl was wearing a spaghetti strap top and you could clearly see her bra strap while the guy had his arms around her waist. There was also an old chinese lady in the lift.


This 3 year old boy pointed at the girl with the bra strap in sight and said out loud,


"Iskh! Tak Malulah bik!"


The girl blushed and her bf too felt embarrassed and now had his arms around her shoulder, probably to cover the bra strap.


There was an uncomfortable silence in the lift. Then the couple joked around and the bf was now poking his gf's waist and the girl laughed.


The 3 year old boy opened his mouth again, shouted at the couple while pointing his finger at them,


"Cucuk sana, cucuk sini, aaaaacccckkkk! Tak malulah bik!"


The bibik looked mortified. The chinese lady couldnt help but laughed out loud and the couple I think probably felt like strangling the 3 year old boy.


The 3 year old boy is my nephew, Hareez. He just celebrated his 3rd birthday on 14th February 2008. Below is a picture of the birthday boy.


A word of caution. If you're not properly dressed and you happen to see him in the lift before getting in, DON'T get in. If you're already in the lift then try to get out as soon as you can, preferably before he opens his mouth. If there's no one in the lift other than you, him and the bibik then you're safe. If you do not adhere to the warning then you would certainly DIE of embarassment.


Now, I better go and destroy ALL my spaghetti strap tops. Kids nowadays. Scaaaaaaaary!

24 comments:

trueblue said...

Hahaha..cute kid!

pugly said...

Ni ada tokoh kerja dengan JAIS ni :-P

Even kids pun tau malu ...

Anonymous said...

wahhh..the parents sure did a good job on educating him of nilai2 murni.:)

*tiena

Cosmic_GurL said...

trueblue - Yeah and he knows it too!

pugly - Hahahaha..his grandma wants him to be an Ustaz. Her wish just might come true :)

Tiena - I think he has more nilai2 murni than his parents! Hahaha

Amy said...

Comelness!! My nephew's birthday on the 14th feb too

ardy said...

Heheh. Kids say the darnest things!

Which is true most of the times ;)

Theta said...

Your nephew is one cheeky fellow! Hehe.

Reminds me of an incident when I was little involving a wedding ceremony - pelamin time - and a blunt kid (moi) wondering out loud to her mom "How come the bride doesn't speak, is she BISU?"

She's not, of course and my mom had to carry me out of there pronto!

sooz said...

haha..cute..my niece celebrated her 1 yr old birthday on 13th Feb. bring hareez to kedai susu :)

kawaii_desu said...

kids are honest... ur nephew should appear in lifts more often, barulah takde kejadian terlampau dlm lifts haha

Redhead said...

Hehe, ur nephew is so cute, but cheky. =)

Redhead said...

cheeky*

Sarclover said...

Waaaa... kena check lifts ni the next time in KL.

allaaaa.. jangan kata budak kecik, i pun meluat if a guy puts his hands around a girls waist and mengada2 nak PDA in confined spaces. aku hempuk baru tau.. get a roomm!!

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mother of one. said...

because he's 3 he gets away with it.

if my daughter says such things, i would have jentik her mouth. right there and then.

Cosmic_GurL said...

Amy - Just hope when he grows up tak jadik casanova...simpang malaikat 44 :)

ardy - yeah they do! but sometimes it's too much and u end up feeling soooooo embarass!

theta - Hahahahaha...OMG! tht was cute and funny and soooo inapproriate..ure lucky u were little!

sooz - yup will do..ingat nak bawak this weekend :)

KD - Hahahaha..nanti tak pasal2 diaorang letak his pic dlm all the lifts in PJ with a caption, "Beware of this kid, he's honest!"

redhead - Yeah he is very cheeky!

sarclover - Hehehehe..u blh geng ngan my nephew then

mother of one - Thats wht his mom said too! But pasal he was with the bibik kan so...

D.N.A.S said...

Cute and cool.
Keep it up Hareez.....

midnight cowboy said...

perangai nampak memang cute, sebab bukan kena kat kita. cuba budak tu kata something kat kita, sure kita pikir kurang ajar.

i tak rasa i nak ajar anak i main lepas cakap camtu kat orang. tak kesah la besar mana.

Lich said...

hehehe hey you! hehehe...

Da Winged Acrophobic said...

I want to follow this kid into lifts and watch the preceedings! Willing to dress up as an old lady.

Lich said...

i had to ask, what brand of milk do you feed the kid?

Cosmic_GurL said...

Dnas - Hahaha..dont encourage him :P

midnight cowboy - Actually, i dont think any parents purposely teach their child to be rude la..sometimes kids just say whtever tht comes to their mind...he's only 3 so chill la

lich - susu yang sgt mahal...

DWA - LOL! Just make sure u dont wear anything revealing..even old lady can be very sexy sometimes :P

Nour said...

kids...mana ada tapis tapis!! Few mths back I was in Jakarta visiting my uncle, my nephew went like "rumah ni tak de fan ke, panasnya!...all of us were so malu I felt like hiding under the table"..he muka selamba je. After that he got a gd lecturing from me.

akula said...

Hahaha, thats really cool. BTW, to that couple, GET A BLOODY ROOM LAH!

Miss Camy said...

LMAO lawak giler Hareez. Cute!