Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Whooosssshhh!

I received this email from one of my friends today...


Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting over lunch and conversation turns to their relationships.They decided that night to surprise their men. All three would wear ablack leather bra and thong, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

A few days later they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over hefound me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for hours.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door, looked at me and said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'

Seriously? I mean it's funny and all but seriously? I mean, if your wife goes through all that trouble for you, wouldn't you at least play along with it? I would love for my husband to dress up as Batman for me. Maybe I'll get that wish on my next birthday :P Haha! You think??!

So what's the most outrageous thing you've ever done?


21 comments:

akula said...

Hahahah, vely funny.

east43street said...

It works for the engaged and the mistress. But for the wife, it will work only if other men adore her. That would make the husband go off balistic.

Cosmic_GurL said...

akula - Yeah but im sure the wife was not amused...hehehe

east43st - Hmmm...thts something to think abt...but it will only work if the wife is attractive la. Wht abt non-attractive ppl like me? :P

j or ji said...

funny.
husband usually need to eat first la.perut kenyang baru boleh citer.

:P

gravtkills said...

ask yr hubby if he would put on a lingerie for u

thewailer said...

daaaaannnnggg!

trueblue said...

alaa....very shylah to tell :)

Cosmic_GurL said...

Jorji - Yeah right! Bila dah kenyang jadi mcm ular..malas nak gerak..ni kan plak nak buat superhero punya action! Sorry la! LOL!

GK - Errmm..i dont think that would turn ME on! :P

thewailer - Dangggg???!! Is that all u can say? :P

TB - Comment anonymously la :)

Ms Istanbul said...

CG,

I agree with east43st. when they know we are being chased, suddenly we are highly desirable in their eyes. Probably bcos we are the "trophy".

Would love to wear like A Jolie in Mr & Mrs Smith. U know the scene when she wore the black leather dress and killed the guy. heheh.. Killer dress.

tehehee... said...

did it in the car..

diamond baby said...

Yup, I can truly picture the situation. After years of marriage, kids, work and house chores, sex can get unexciting and seems monotonous. Hence that's where the couple should inject more spontaneous foreplays into their relationship.

Me and hubby will put aside time off for just the two of us once a month and really get kinky and dirty with each other..hehe

Johnny Boy said...

Trust me... if my wife wears like the batman in the picture... wow... i'll be having more little robins! hehehe

kawaii_desu said...

haha this shows that flame usually turns off after being married with kids

The Pisces Man said...

Instead of asking us, why don't u spill it out to us first... :pp

kawaii_desu... flame only turns off after married for couples who've done numerous times before marriage; flame only turns off after having kids if they've done countless times before the first kid.. err.. i guess, hehe.

Cosmic gulr, smthing i've longed to ask, and perhaps other people have shot this question to u too in the past... your blog url, pruplelillies - is it intentionally mis-spelt to confuse people, or what?

Cosmic_GurL said...

ms istanbul - But arent trophy wives supposed to be women who are damn gorgeous and social butterflies? Hehehe..which I am so NOT! :P
Oh yeah, Jolie is so HOT in tht movie. I'd turn gay for her man! Hahaha!

teehee - Whoa! Is it comfortable doing it in the car? :P

DB - I totally agree with you. But I think to be spontaneous also requires proper planning..heheh..

JB - Hahahaha! I guess it's every man's dream to have their wives wear a superhero outfit as foreplays :P

KD - Not necessarily. I know a friend whos been married for almost10 yrs but they still act like newlyweds. It's nice to see :)

PM - Aaaahhh...why pruplelillies? I was so excited abt blogging and when I registered my blog I wanted to spell "purplelillies" but since I was too excited I kinda misspelt it. Hence why it became "pruplelillies". It was not intentionally done to confuse ppl :))

Alamak! Im not that adventurous la :P

The Pisces Man said...

wei sistah, i've linked ur blog from mine.. not obliged to return the favour, just letting u know ;pp

katakbesar said...

hehe.. funny one
but then again
after saying that hungry-man phrase
surely will continue with another line
as the horny-husband
i.e. what's for dessert?
whoppiissshhh!!!
;)

Cosmic_GurL said...

PM - No worries. I just linked yours to mine too :)

KB - Hahaha! I like tht line! My idea of a "dessert" would have to include strawberries and whipped cream! :P

BabyGD said...

hey sis! now only dapat ur url..hhmmmm......

Cosmic_GurL said...

Hey Dia! I cant open yr blog la...

BabyGD said...

meh sini your e-mail add send to mine diaharris@gmail.com