Friday, April 21, 2006

Women Warriors


I had the strangest dream last night. I dreamt that Sydney Bristow was fighting Buffy, the Vampire Slayer. Before I woke up I remembered that Sydney was kicking Buffy’s ass and Buffy was bleeding all over the place. Like eh? Poor Buffy. I think maybe because I had watched an episode of Buffy last night (the one in Season 4 where everyone had lost their voices and had to sign-language with each other. That was one cool episode!) and that is why I’m having the ass-kicking dream. It still doesn’t explain how Sydney had come into the picture though. Oh well, it doesn't matter coz in my dream, Sydney was sizzlin' hot.

Sydney Bristow
Buffy Summers
Then I went to the office and read The Star newspaper today, there was an article on women warriors and TV star face-offs. Like WHOA!! Dejavu. The article was on how Buffy and Sydney would fare if they fight against each other. The writer has her money on Buffy but she said she can’t really come to a conclusive answer since Sydney’s mother will probably interfere and shoot Sydney before the fight is over. Hehehe…

I wonder who would win if Buffy were to fight Sydney. Buffy grew up kicking vampires’ and other demons’ butts! She was fighting non-human entities while Sydney on the other hand uses guns and that long leg of hers to kick ass. Plus Sydney’s enemies are all humans. So Buffy has a tougher job than Sydney, dontcha think?
But what if Buffy were to fight Selene from Underworld? Would Buffy win? That Selene chick can sure kick ass too!


Selene

And I also wonder who would win if Aeonflux were to fight Ultraviolet? No doubt Charlize Theron is way hotter than Milla Jovovich but Milla has been in more action movies than Charlize. So it all comes down to the outfit. Aeonflux wins hands down I think. She looked so hot in that black leather outfit.


Aeonflux


Ultraviolet


There was also an article by this guy named Zack Yusof who said that filmmakers should bring back the damsel in distress . Blergh. He said that women are no longer victims and sometimes are even superior to their male counterparts (what is wrong with that?). He further said, in action flicks, women can be spied jumping, kicking, punching and maiming just as effectively as the men and what's more, they manage to look incredible whilst bringing the pain and destruction (you got that right buddy!).
I guess movie-goers nowadays (men especially) would rather see a women kick ass in a leather outfit like Aeonflux than in a skirt like Lois Lane.
Whatever it is, Cosmic_GurL can kick all the above asses without even breaking into a sweat! Muahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!

Have a good weekend everyone!
p/s : CikPijah, jadik ke tidak mengkopi this weekend?

32 comments:

superdzu said...

cosmic,
i love that episode of buffy too.
you suka tak the musical episode?

DirtyDale said...

Selena would beat Buffy and Violet would own Aeon. Also, Violet's outfit is way better because you actually get to see how toned she is (no one can deny that Milla has some sexy abs) and Aeon's fullbody catsuit is a joke compared to her original costume from the cartoon.

Freak & Geek said...

lahai sis.. i pun terbaca the article in the star tode, then read urs.. so dejavu, kalau i.. tergezut tuh.. heheh

my most fav still goes to Selene from Underworld...kick ass gilos!

i know sum1 (ur regular) for sure defend sydney bristow over buffy.. kita tunggu comment dari diaaa... heeheheh..

sis, have a nice weekend k!

Mr Hobo said...

if u give me a choice ... i go for Aeon ... she's a babe ... sydney big bones small boobs ... buffy ... too petite ...

Dr Dell Scott said...

ultraviolet.my vote.

Shopper Mom said...

cosmic_gurl, my vote! hahaha...

eh u ni either psychic or had too much tv. :P

Cosmic_GurL said...

Superdzu - Oh yeah, those 2 are my fav episodes of Buffy! I cried watching tht musical epi. So sad. Sniff sniff..

Dirtydale - LOL! Why do I get the feeling that I know u? Hep! Buffy rocks kay! Maybe ure right abt Ultraviolet being way better than Aeon but I still say Charlize rocks! Hehehe

FnG - hehehe...nampaknyer itu mamat prefer Aeon la..sian Sydney kan?

Yeah u can imagine how shocked I was when I read the paper. Like damn! They probed my mind and wrote wht I dreamt abt! Scaaaaaary!

Hobo - Eh! How come u pick Aeon? bkn u tergila-gilakan Sydney ke? Ni lagi men. Nampak yang sexy lebeh skit terus change their mind :p

Dr. Dell - But but why??? I still think I could kick all their asses! Heheheh

Cosmic_GurL said...

Shopper Mom - Hahahaha! Tenchiu for choosing me darling! Nanti I belanja u aiskrim kay. Ure my true fwen. Hehehehe...

tulah, i think ive been watching too much tv kot..nak kata i psychic tu tak jugak la. if not i wldve made tons of money :p

Mr Hobo said...

tapi sydney tek kecik .... camna ?

Red Raven said...

I don’t mind being the man in distress if someone like Lady Lara Croft or Aeon Flux were to save me. Please save me…care for me……love me…..

KaiserSoze said...

Aeon flux la....how can you not vote that bod!..hehehe

Cosmic_GurL said...

Hobo - Iskh! Big boobies pun tak guna jugak. Nak kick ass berat!

Raven - Yelah tu. I tot ure into Jessica Alba no?

Cosmic_GurL said...

Kaiser - Thank you! Aeonflux waaaayyy cooler than Ultraviolet kan? I tell you, these ppl dunno sexeh when they see one..hehehehe

trueblue said...

Wachaaaaaaaaaa (mcm Hani of Astro Ria:) )

Hmm...who would I choose ye. Well, since I am a die hard fan of Alias, I would pick Sydney Bristow anytime. But I think you pun boleh tahan jugak power. Hehehe..
Go kick some ass, girl.........

Shopper Mom said...

ice cream -> only haagen dazs, baskin robbins or paling koman movenpick k. :P kehkehkeh

Cosmic_GurL said...

Trueblue - Thehehehee....Like Hobo said, Sydney got no boobs thts why she can kick higher and faster. Nothing pulling her down :p

Shopper Mom - Waaahhh...eh, i belanja u a tub of Baskin Robbins on 31st April la kay...can get 31%discount. Hehehe

Idham said...

me like really torn between Sydney and hmmm that girl call cosmic ;)
...erkk, sound like so unoriginal la my line tu...hehehehe..never mind la...so long you know i think u r cute lil thing eh cosmic *wink*

idHam <---erkk, menggatal kah aku??

cikPijah said...

eh! sorry dahling! i only read ur blog like sunday nite only. we go mengkopi on weekdays ok? i'll text u once i got ilham on the day, time and place. u any preference?

Cosmic_GurL said...

Blown Away - LOL! But u dont even know wht my powers are, Idham! But i can kick Sydney's ass anytime. Hehehehe...

CikPijah - No problemo dahling! I teringin nak makan tht nice roti nan at mahbub...yang rasa cam pizza tu. I cant remember wht's tht roti called. Argh!!!

cikPijah said...

dahling! i dah lama tak pi skolah. mahbub tu kejadahnye?

Desparil said...

i come from a world you may not understand..

my vote's for selene lah.. now that she's a hybrid..

princesswaffzonkle said...

When I grow up, I want to be Aeonflux.

Cosmic_GurL said...

CikPijah - Mahbub Restaurant la..kat Tamn Tun. Iskh! :p

Desparil - Bruder, bila nak amik FRIENDS nih?

Princess - So in the meantime you are...?

yalumni said...

hi sherie!

Lama tak masuk blog hang :) I'd pay a lot to watch those fighting scenes sydney vs buffy. $$$ on Sydney, Aeon and Selene.

*we concur with our learned colleagues of the fighting scenes, assessment :)

just saw violet last week - mcm no story line jer....

looking fwd to watch Sentinel - kiefer (24), douglas (Disclosure) and longoria (housewifes)

KaiserSoze said...

:) it was nice meeting u guys yesterday

p/s: you have wifey's number?

Cosmic_GurL said...

Yalumni - Hehehe...next time u wanna watch those kind of fighting scenes u have to watch Buffy AND Alias before u go to sleep. gerenti mimpi punya. Free lagi takyah bayar. Hehehehe...

Kaiser - It was nice meeting u too! OMG!! Your son is soooo adorable. I rasa cam nak gigit2 his cheeks. Hehehe..Yeah I have your wife's no. She's sooo nice and friendly :)

I love your apmt. Definitely thinking seriously abt getting it but biasalah have to talk it over with my parents

Desparil said...

next time we meet lah.. err.. this weekend ok ka?

Cik Puan Muda Stress said...

i think u watch too much tv laa...
ha ha.

mengkopi?
suhruh pijah konfem aaa..

Cosmic_GurL said...

Des - This weekend ok lah kot. Must let me know wht time kay..have yr people contact my people. Chewah!

Cik Puan - I think so too. I got no life. Sigh...

Si pijah tu busy memanjang...lebih dr PM! Hahaha

Angel Eyes said...

darl, this weekend can we meet up? i wanna practice my kicking! maybe would like to take up fencing too... hehe

buzz me ok?

*hugs*

princesswaffzonkle said...

in the mean time i am just a masked murderer. i will repent when i reached puberty...thennnn i become aeonflux.

princess sparkle said...

sydney mountaineer bristow of course!!! that woman kick ass man and she's got a cute hubby heheh.