Wednesday, October 24, 2007

To bare or not to bear

Okay, so I am obsessed about Angelina Jolie. I downloaded all her pictures and they’re my screensavers. Hubby knows this and he has no problem with it. He’s more of Jessica Alba’s fan (honestly I don’t know why because I think Jolie is waaay hotter than Alba).

So anyway, I download all my songs from BearShare and if any of you guys ever used BearShare then you would know that you can also chat with other “pirates” who uses that programme. Since I am obsessed with Jolie, I used this profile picture for my BearShare account.


It was not meant to attract men but somehow when you put that picture in your profile you get all sorts of messages from all types of men, mostly perverts. Messages like “Whoaaa! Ure so sexy la. Boleh berkenalan?” or there’s this one nick called “Batangbesar” (yeah right!!!) who messaged me and said “7 inch, tak tipu”…like yeah, even if you tipu I wouldn’t know, right? Some of these people actually thought it was me and not Jolie. Like hellooooo??? Duduk bawah tempurung issit sampai tak kenal Angelina Jolie??!

Everytime I get a message, hubby would look annoyed and he would say, “Gatal punya mamat. Takder keja ke?” Hehehe…

Of course I would never reply any of the messages but I have to admit some of the messages were funny. It’s funny because of the way it was written i.e. so corny and “gatal-like” I wonder if any girl would actually reply these kind of messages.

I think I may need to change my profile photo soon because when I woke up this morning I saw 15 messages from men as young as 17 and as old as 43 asking me whether they can “berkenalan” with me. Sigh…Susah betul jadi hot chick ni… Ahaks!!

33 comments:

superdzu said...

hey hot stuff,

jessica alba is hotter than si jolie tu ok!

vedd said...

Jessica Alba is way hotter than Jolie le... partly because of the innocent look (at least in my eyes hehe)

Freak & Geek said...
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Freak & Geek said...

make it 16 msg then. i pun nak queue nih. hehehhe..


hi, boleh berkenalan? betulkah awak sexy mcm jolie nih?
- hot male from kuala selangor


kidding jer sis, selamat hari raya!

ardy said...

Heh, I guess men now like to prey online for easy targets.

Problem is, most of them are just half-men (men on the outside, coward inside).

Sarclover said...

i got this stupid message from some horny bastard who's got my YM ID;

"I want you to suck my cock dry."

i replied;

i can buy you a vacuum and you can do that once a day.

i blocked that perv. from my YM eversince.

Nour said...

whatever happened to Jolie? I mean her "weight"..She used to be really sexy but now dah tak cantik sangat because too skinny..curves dah tak de. I read somewhere - the reason for her weight loss is the fact that she seldom makan as she feels guilty that she is eating while unfortunate kids all over the world are starving.

Oh well, most of the men who wld send those messages are just "berani mati" online..nak test waters eh..

Salam Aidilfitri..:)

Cosmic_GurL said...

superdzu - I beg to differ. Jolie is waaaaaaaaayyy hotter than Alba..plus Alba is short! Oh yeah, maybe thats why u like her Dzu..muahahahaha! :P

vedd - Yeah Alba looks innocent i dont doubt that but thats abt it. Shes not as hot as Jolie la.

FnG - Ahem...

"Ya betul saya mmg sgt2 sexy"
- Jolie lookalike

Ahaks! Slmt Hari Raya to you too!

Ardy - U got that right! Ure not like that, right? :P

Sarclover - Muahahahaha! Good reply! I should learn from u la. Or u could also ask, "Why dont u ask your wife to do that for you?" Think that will shut him up?

Nour - Yeah I know. Shes too skinny now. Maybe becoz asyik kejar the kids sampai lupa nak makan kot :P

diamond baby said...

haha, funny...and believe me, mesti ada je perempuan gatal yg actually responded to those kind of messages

bastards incorporated said...

Hmm,

From a horny guys point of view, Jolie definitely has the body but the face belongs to alba.
But never rule out sienna miller for the sexy pout and character. Remember Alfie!! phew hot. Claire forlani was hot too..remember meet joe black!

Bastards inc.

UglyButAdorable said...

hmmm...i gotta agree with red this time...i think alba is wayyyy hotter u!!!

anyway screen dulu untuk message yg maner bole diterima akai..pastuh suh ym I...hihhhiii...

trueblue said...

Ok..you go distract Angelina Jolie so that I can spend time with Brat. Hahahaha...

akula said...

Jolie all the way!

AphroditeKuzz said...

7 inchi aje? heh, dah cukup bagus ke tu? ahh typical men, cukup bangga with their "only 7 inch"....

sometimes it gets me ketawa guling2 on the floor to receive those kind of mssges.

jolie & alba. i prefer jolie. alba is juz plain beauty. but on top of my list, jessica biel rocks..shes yummy..!!!!

Frankensteina said...

'Batang Besar'?? Hahahahahahah! Now that's what I call a loser.

And yes Jolie is waaaaaaaaaaaay hotter than Elba

Da Winged Acrophobic said...

"there’s this one nick called “Batangbesar”.... hahahahahaha! I initially read it as 'dick'. Sorry, but it's Eva Mendes for me.

ti.e.na said...

those guys yg xtau it's jolie's pic must be mat rempits dan yg sewaktu dgnnye.:P

Angel Eyes said...

For mw it's atill gotta be Eva Mendes!

She's got the body!

east43street said...

Somebody posted this pic before. Sapa ya.... bukan akula ka?

Redhead said...

I have to agree... Angelina Jolie is way hotter than Jessica Alba. By faaaar. Hehe.

Theta said...

Jolie and Alba are in different leagues.

The former in the va-va-voom category while the latter is in the nice girl-next-door category.

This is evidenced by the fact that Jolie doesn't mind 'baring' it all whereas Alba is known for refusing to do 'nude' scenes.

Okay enough info. Girl, I'd want to berkenalan with you if you put that pix up. Hehe!

cikPijah said...

hi hot chick! boleh berkenalan? :p

akula said...

E43St : Woi not me ok. I posted JLO's. But I maybe wrong.....hmmm. :)

Cosmic_GurL said...

DB - U think? But it is such a lewd message lah...but maybe ure right..ada gak desperado who would reply to the lewd messages...nak hidup :P

Bastard Inc - Sienna Miller hot ke? Jolie's pouty lips is hotter than Miller's la..hehehe...yeah, Claire Forlani was gorgeous in MJB but in CSI dah tak lawa sgt

UBA - Yelah u all Red Devils fan semua stick together walaupun u all know deep down Jolie is waaayy hotter! Hahaha!

trueblue - Hep!! I plan to have 3some with Jolie and Pitt kay. Muahahaha! Jgn kacau daun pls! :P

akula - Wooohooo! Yes!! U got good eye mate!

Kuzz - Abis tu jer yang diaorang ader kenalah war-war kan walaupun sebenarnyer 3 inci bukan 7 inci..ahaks!!
Eh Jess Biels punya butt jer cun, muka tak la cantik sgt pun

frankensteina - Yess!! Thank you girl! Jolie rules!!!

DWA - "Batang" ngan "dick" means the same what..hehehe..Mendes is okaylah..her butt nice but shes not as voluptous as Jolie :p

tiena - I think so too...asyik tengok gambar erra fazira and maya karin jer mana nak kenal Jolie kan? hehehe...

Cosmic_GurL said...

Sheryl - Yeah, only the body..thats why I said Jolie rules coz shes got the body AND the looks!

east43St & Akula - Errmm..think it was me also in my previous posts. hehehe..i just love this pose of hers :P

redhead - U my girl! By faarr!

theta - Wow! uve summed it all up. Hehehe...if i put a pic of me in that pose i think my husb would kill me! Hahaha!

cikpijah - Ahaks! Bleh bleh...eh tapi i hot chick ke?

Dade Ghost said...

CG looks like I am also queuing in line.....

I ingat nak cari gambar P. Ramlee la as my profile pic....

cosmonaut's girlfriend said...

you memang la hot chic bahagian damansara utama. kalah si dzurina tuh!!

kawaii_desu said...

Hi CG!

hmmm... lelaki biasalah... i'm sure many yg send the sms to u either yg tak cukup umur or yg already married...

and i also go for jolie... who says dia tak lawa... the eyes...

lilyliverbird said...

I'm disappointed. None of the 26 messages asked what colour your panties are?

On another note, I've always thought Jolie's lips look like a woman's ..errr...other lips, if you get my drift.

katakbesar said...

wowowowo..
Angie is far wayyy hotter kay!

on the smses..
yupp, i agree, they were funny than lucah..
bteul tak?
hehe..

Cosmic_GurL said...

DG - P.Ramlee masa muda2 hensem okaayy..u dah tengok PRamlee the musical??

cosmonout's gf - Tahu takper! Muahahaha!

KD - Mmg gatai2 sokmo! Ramai yang tak cukup umur. Yg tu boleh dimaafkan la but yang dah tuan and beranak pinak tu? Tak dapek nak nolong!

Lily - Hahahha...eh ure right la..nanti i buat survey :P

Whhaaatt?? Got ah down there lips THAT tebal?

KB - Another one for Jolie!! Mula2 funny lah then dah lama2 blh naik meluat!

Daddy & Mummy said...

hubby kiter minat dedua.. hish!!

Sweettooth said...

me don't like Angie and Pene coz they curi Brad & Tom away fr my buddies Jen & Nic. i know i'm crazeee like dat! but seriously, tak sukalah!!!

but ur story di atas amat menggelikan ketiak ku ahaks.