Thursday, November 01, 2007

Whipped Cream Anyone?



If there ever was such a magazine, I would burn down the publication house.
Come on lah...are there men out there who feels like they've been whipped or are currently being whipped??? We WOMEN are not that selfish and inconsiderate la. Just because you had to miss one live football match on tv to attend an open house or a family function, it doesnt mean you're whipped!! Please don't get the concept wrong.
We let you play whatever sports you enjoy playing with your friends like futsal, soccer, badminton and paintball. For the record snooker, pool and billiard are not real sports. Bukannya berpeluh pun. It's a fun thing to do with your friends, we get it. We dont stop you from going out to play pool with your friends when you want to. We just want you to remember that you're there solely to play pool with your friends. Jangan nak mengada tolong ajar minah2 kat situ main pool. Konon good samaritan la. Boleh blah!
We let you stay up late with your friends at HQ or mamak joints to watch football (plus you get to ogle women too when your're there kay, don't think we don't know) and we don't complain. We close one eye when you ogle at those tight asses coz we know boys will be boys. Looking is okay as long as you dont act on your "merenyam"ness. If you understand that then everything is cool.
And another thing, what is wrong with helping out around the house? This is not the 60s or 70s when men just sit in front of the tv and read newspaper. Why is it when men help their wives out with chores around the house, other men will say that these men are whipped? Why can't you lazy men compliment these helpful men and try to be like them?
I do agree that some women are control freaks and can be a QC but then again some men can be real pain in the ass and have mentality of a 5 year old. That's why we women need to be in control sometimes. I've heard of friends who complained that their husband can't even decide what to wear and need their wife to lay down the outfit for them on the bed. So please kay, the next time you think your wife is a control freak, you men need to think why she became that way.
p/s : This entry tiada kaitan dengan mana2 lelaki yang hidup ataupun yang telah meninggal dunia. Segala pendapat adalah pendapat "personal" penulis semata-mata :P
In other words, sapa makan cili dia yang terasa pedas. Siapa minum coke, dia yang terasa gas nyer.

23 comments:

Jena said...

Well.. interesting pendapat.. but why not we just think like them.. they can lepak tgk bola n tgk tv.. why not we doing the same.. they can be mereyamm.. why can't we? We are human too and we are not perfect.. To let them control us the other way round funny what.. what would they think if they just let us become women like u said boys will always be boys.. Hahahaha..

Ms Istanbul said...

Hillarious posting! :D Thanks for making my day!

Da Winged Acrophobic said...

*Quietly sneaking away....*

akula said...

WOOO! but CG, I am willing to be dominated by a woman (hahaha, if you get what I mean.)

Cosmic_GurL said...

Jena - We can't do exactly like that because women who have kids would rather spend time with their kids than lepak kedai mamak with their friends :)
Priorities change after u get married and have kids but for some men they're delusional and would still like to think that nothing has to change

ms istanbul - Glad i made your day :))

DA - Hah! Nak gi mana tu??? :P

Akula - Hahaha! Amboi!! Willing yer? Let me get my whip then :P

ardy said...

Heheheh! Such an interesting post, and hillarious too! And true! How true! ;)

I think if you ever found a man who are willing to help around the house, you should document him and publish him so that men out there know that such things exist.

How I wish I have a woman to whip me around ;)

Angel Eyes said...

Dear,

You've been tagged by me!

Daddy & Mummy said...

kak sherry, besh aa post kali ni.. hehehe.. a'way, seb bek hubby kita jenis ringan tulang.. cuci botol baby kadang x paya mintak pun dia buat sendiri.. hehehe.. & thank God hubby bukan kaki lepak kecuali ngan family sendiri.. =)

kawaii_desu said...

what a great post! lelaki ni mmg naik lemak... never realize the fact that they're no longer bachelors.

i've quite a few marriage on the rocks simply bcz men refuse to change...

alamat ramai la yg cirit birit kat luar tu kerana makan pedas hehe

Dade Ghost said...

CG sorry I cant take chili, my stomach is weak.....

Hey bottom line, we all have our sins... just how little or a lot...

Nour said...

ahhahah! kelakar post u ni. Anyways, women(wives) nowadays work really hard too. They also contribute to put food on the table, so it is only right for the men to help la with the hse chores...jgn selfish.

Sweettooth said...

marah nampak? ;)

Theta said...

Hehe....men are such an intriguing species!

east43street said...

Ini macam lagu Anita Sarawak je..... tah apa ke nama lagu tu dah lupa dah.. sampai kena cubit laki dia tu ooiii...

east43street said...

Long time no post. Sekali post mengganas betul ye...

AphroditeKuzz said...

Hahaha..
lelaki lelaki...
(tak terkata dah...)

psstt...why dont u go mogok from doin the house chores, mogok from everything (heh)....

Frankensteina said...

I hear ya sista hehehehehehehe! Thank goodness Mr Frankie is the kind that helps around the house.

all jazzed up said...

I'm glad I have the freedom now to ogle, go to mamak, etc... And yeah, men are such wusses sometimes kan. Annoying!! (But we love em anyways) Also tiada kaitan dengan yang hidup or yang dah nak mati.

9 said...

i am not whipped.. only spanked occasionally. :p

EDDY PURNAMA SPARROW said...

lamanya aku tak masuk blog org.,...sigh need to visit facebookaholic anonymous...

its still whipped ah...just some feminists yang nak come up with coll concepts....whipped is whipped..

gravtkills said...

i wished we are in the 60s and 70s

Cosmic_GurL said...

Ardy - If we publish the names of those men they'll be ridiculed by other men! Trust me on that

angeleyes - I know dear..will do that soon :)

Yus - U are one lucky lady coz your hubby ringan tulang..let's just hope dia tak ringan tulang masa 1st baby ni jer ek...hehehe...

KD - We dont expect men to change pun but we just want them to be more sensitive to their wives' feelings and needs..apa lah salahnyer basuh pinggan sekali sekala kan?

DG - I cant live without chili..hehehe..yang a lot of sins tu yang tak sedapnyer

Nour - ure so right! We women are working mothers now, more responsibilities so the men kenalah peka to that

sweettooth - Hehehe..tak marah, geram jer :P

Cosmic_GurL said...

theta - Dont we know it!! Hehehe...Intriguing sometimes in an annoying sorta way...hahaha

east43St - Mana der ganas! Cuma nak remind kaum Adam jer :p

Kuzz - Kalau women mogok alamatnyer rumah bau cam tong sampah la :)

frankensteina - ure one lucky lady!

AJu - "Dah yang nak mati"? Hahahahaha..ure so funny la

9 - Yeah we all know how u like being spanked :P

eddy - I sooooooooooo dont agree with you kay!

gravtkills - Oh. Ure one of THOSE.