Monday, January 16, 2006

MY SOUL IS NOT FOR SALE!!!

For my Ugly, DumbAss Boss!

.....And my boss said to me
Wash my car, Shine my shoes
You will go far in this company if you kiss my ass
Sell out your co-workers, be loyal to me
I said “My Soul is not for Sale!"
And my boss said to me
Deal with the people I tell you to deal with
Spy for me, Destroy those who don’t obey
Stab people in the back just to make it to the top
I said “My Soul is not for Sale!"
And my boss said to me
I rule with an iron fist
Rule with me
Sell out your black people, be my uncle Tom
Be my house nigger
I said defiantly “My Soul is not for Sale!”
ARGHHHHHHHHH!!! I HATE MY BOSS!! I CURSE HIM TO HELLLLLLLLLL!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHH!!! I WISH ONE OF HIS BALLS WOULD FALL OFF AND IT GETS EATEN BY A DOG!!!!!!!!!!
I CAN'T STAND IT WHEN HE ASKED ME TO GO TO HIS STUPID LIL' GLASS CUBICLE AND MAKE ME SIT IN FRONT OF HIM WHILE HE EXPLAINS THINGS THAT I ALREADY KNOW!!!!

I CAN'T STAND IT WHEN HE CALLS FOR A MEETING AT 8AM SHARP (KONON LA) AND THEN TURN UP AT 10.30AM INSTEAD!!!!


I CANT STAND THE FACT THAT HE LURVESSSSSSSS TO KISS ASS!!!


ARGGHHH!! HELP ME! HELP ME NOW BEFORE I KILL THAT MAN!

23 comments:

Charlie said...

My Master is worse. He would call a meeting in the evening just before the staff checks out for the day. Somehow he finds that staff have more ideas late in the evening as they are very eager to go home.

Javard said...

sabar...sabar......

KaiserSoze said...

Now I know how my staff feel. I promise to be a better boss ;)

p/s: Yeah i know, makes you feel like grabbing a sledgehammer and judge split his puny head open eh?

Angel Eyes said...

Err.. tak jadik laa nak join ur company.. takut laaa.. hehe

Shopper Mom said...

whoa.. that sounds nasty but very real indeed. shit happens all the time. i had to deal with 3 shitty bosses before landing with a decent one now. what i did whenever those shitty things happen - click on jobstreet :)

Cosmic_GurL said...

Charlie - Arghhh!! My boss does that too!! Wht is wrong with this people?? Sadistic SOB!

Javard - Tengah sabar lah nih. If not I dah bakar his car!

Kaisersoze - Exactly!! Hmm..ure a boss? Can give me a job? :p

Angeleyes - Not all bosses here are like my boss. Some are pretty decent :)

Shopper Mom - When I was practising, whenever my boss did smthing shitty I would buy Malay Mail and turn to the job advert section and read it in front of hmy boss! Works everytime coz he would call me in and ask me whts wrong

zuhri said...

jangan bakar kete dia, scratch ajer dengan syiling 50 sen...hihihi

princesswaffzonkle said...

Had bosses like that. Worst is when they take credit over your work. Grr. I still rmbr wanting to murder that boss everyday. Grr.

cikPijah said...

waaah! u baca job advert depan boss! hebats! i shud learn to be more direct like u lah! respect babe!

superdzu said...

yeah...so berani to actually read the job advert section infront of your boss.
must be a male boss..betul tak?

Cosmic_GurL said...

Zuhri - Hmm...jap ek nak carik apa no. plate keta dia...

Princess - Oh yeah! This boss is like that la. He'll ask us kulis to do powerpoint slides for him whereby he will sit beside you and give orders while you type away and when it comes to presenting to his superiors he will do it n of course take credit lah

Cik pijah & superdzu - Yeah, a male boss. All my 3 bosses dulu are male bosses. U can do it too provided you dah lama kerja with the company and just dont give a shit anymore. I mean it's not like you dah resign kan? Ure just looking for better offers. Hehehe

Mr Hobo said...

go lah bodek, can get more pay .. promotion ... overseas training .... 12 months bonus.... rugi rugi

Charlie said...

cosmic_gurl: Holding meetings at 6pm is an effective way to decide staff year end increments/bonus. Bosses wouldn't know shit about staff performance as they are AWOL for golf and lunches most of the time, so they call late evening meetings to see who turns up and who doesn't.

lx said...

On an otherwise mundane and in other words, shitty work day, this entry has been a highlight and generally sums up my feelings LOL Good one, cosmic_gurl!

Cosmic_GurL said...

Hobo - Sorrylah, I'm not the "membodek" type la...I do my work properly and expect to be remunerated accordingly. Guess it doesnt work in the real worl, huh?

Charlie - Oh yeah! My boss AWOL up to 5-6 times a day to go smoke ciggies at the staircase. Other than that he's in the office. So whts the reason for calling for meetings at 6pm when ure in the office the whole day doing nothing????

Cosmic_GurL said...

Alex - Been feeling shitty 2 days in a row now coz of that ugly dumbass! Gawd! Times like these, I wish Im a smoker u know!

vic said...

For a while i thought you were in a government department. Civil servants tend to have that habit of making everyone wait for them whilst they do their personal stuff. Eg. calling 5 different parties for meetings, and its a common time for all. And yet everyones got to wait ages for them to turn up.

Having a bad boss? Sabar. Bosses are also human beings. They too want to cari makan. Now you know how they reached the top of the ladder. Learn what you shouldnt do when youre a boss someday ;)

vic

p.s. hmmm now i know why ive got much scratches on the car

[Is]landa said...

chill babe!

here, have some chicken!

lita said...

steady on gurl!! its almost mid-week..

Cosmic_GurL said...

Vic - Yeah, Im in a semi-govt organisation. Im gonna be the bestest boss eva! Heheheh

Ylanda - Hahahhah...Dont mind if I do :p

Lita - Time is crawwwling!

Desparil said...

when i read this.. i'm reminded of this scene in bedazzled where liz asked for brendan's soul..

he said "my soul? my soul? you can't have my soul! i need my soul".

she said "oh please, you sound like james brown".

or something like that lah..

Captain Oats said...

AND it's only JANUARY !!!!! Why not BOTH of his balls??? One for the crocodiles and one for the dog!!! Sometimes he's just too much kan? *Sigh*

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