Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Tagged by Angel Eyes

I was tagged by the beautiful Ms Angel Eyes yesterday whereby I was to write an entry between 100-200 words. I have to include the words in red only once. Hey! Tough jugak okay but as usual I manage to do it in less than 20 minutes. Ermmm FYI, it’s all fiction ya…Hehehe…Here goes nothing…

Last night I decided to watch porn or “blue film” for the very first time. The title of the film was “Blowjob Robot”. Don’t ask me why yours truly decide to watch porn okay. Yours truly was by herself and the loneliness was killing her! Could also be because yours truly was horny. So anyway, yours truly brought a glass of water and a bowl of juicy grapes to her room. 20 minutes into the movie, the power went out. Dammit! Yours truly tried to find a candle but there wasn’t any. So yours truly sat in the dark, on the sofa with her handphone and was scrolling down the numbers and decided to pick a random number to call because yours truly was so bored.

Before yours truly could start dialling the number, the lights came back on. Thank god! Now yours truly can go back to watching porn instead of having phone sex with a complete stranger. Pheww!

190 words! Not bad eh?

19 comments:

Charlie said...

Wow, good one cosmic_gurl.

[Is]landa said...

not bad laa

Red Raven said...

hmmmmmm

KaiserSoze said...

Blowjob robot? jeez sounds really porny

btw, its a fictional 200 words entry rite?

Cosmic_GurL said...

Charlie & Ylanda - Thanks! I aim to please...

Raven - Hmmm??

Kaisersoze - Of course it's fictional! hahahahah

Angel Eyes said...

Congrats! So did u managed to see the whole thang? ;)

Freak & Geek said...

blowjob robot? wonder wether any porn mogul will be interested in producing such title (in real life)... heheh.. very tech lah..
way to go, gal!

zuhri said...

the robot is actually a human-like cyborg, right? kalo tak i tak boleh ler nak bayangkan all the metal teeth and mouth...*toot* hehe

errr...boleh burn utk i tak?

Shopper Mom said...

aisey... pressure la macam ni. i punya essay tak start pun lagi.

good job on the Blowjob Robot!

cikPijah said...

wah! impressive! terror babe!

Mr Hobo said...

Your english teacher must be proud.

princess sparkle said...

FICTION???? SHEAH rite! U all should check out what she was doing before she posted that blog! Hahahaha...

Good one tho!

Cosmic_GurL said...

Angel Eyes - See the whole thing? U mean the porn? hahaha..Of course not! it's fictional la

F&G - I dont know what I was thinking when I came up with tht title!

Zuhri - Errm..it's fictional, goddamit! In my head, the robots were not really robots but the actions were robotic. Does that make any sense?

Shopper Mom & Cik Pijah - Hehehe...Thanks but like I said before, i dont know what i was thinking when i wrote all tht

Hobo - U think? Or he;ll die of heart attack!

Princess - OMG! It's FICTIONAL people, F.I.C.T.I.O.N.A.L.!! I TAK PENAH TENGOK PORN TAU! :p

Lil' Miss Easydent said...

very good attempt ahahahaha! the blowjob robot tu yg buat tak tahan tu :P

sic6sense said...

This is one of the better versions I've read so far.

Matilda said...

u have a very gud imagination young ladyyy! Perfect!

superdzu said...

nice..
quite a wild imagination you have miss.

9 said...

i'll be sure to leave my h/p no. wit u. never know when the lights might go off. :p

Vlad said...

I have done phone sex with random strangers. Wonder how exciting it would be?

Wait, I take that back.