It's funny how a man only thinks about the *beeb*
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking your *beeb*
You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your *beeb*
Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your *beeb*
I don't give a *beeb*
Keep looking at my *beeb*
'Cause it don't mean a thing if you're looking at my *beeb*
I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your *beeb*
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
So my questions are :-
1) Is it true then men think about SEX 24/7? And don't u dare say u dont think about it when you sleep coz I am sure u dream about it as well!
2) Even though we've got real big heart and brains, men are only interested in looking at our boobs or our hiney?
3) What should you do when you're talking about serious issue and the man kept looking at your boobs?
4) Ladies, have you ever wondered how long the "snake" is when you're talking to a drop dead handsome man?
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4) Thinking of kissing him or how it feels to touch his toned abdomen maybe.... but definitely not wondering how long the "snake" is !!! Size does not matter, how you use it does! ;-)
Hahahaha...Sparkle baby, if it's a "small" snake then how to use?
hmmm .. the question on *beeb*
1) Is it true then men think about SEX 24/7? And don't u dare say u dont think about it when you sleep coz I am sure u dream about it as well!
no, it's not. it's not true at all instead. we have loads to think, like who;s going to win the EPL this season. will robben start, or probably why there's a blip in liverpool form et all. plus, those who love car, will think abt car than sex. but, they might think about having sex in the car, still it's not about sex, but about car ;)
2) Even though we've got real big heart and brains, men are only interested in looking at our boobs or our hiney?
hmmm .. no comment. but it's normal, we appreciate things that we can see and touch, neither brain nor heart can be seen anyway ;)
3) What should you do when you're talking about serious issue and the man kept looking at your boobs?
just say "you love it? trust me you are not the first one who's impressed with it" - sure they guy speechlees.
cosmic - hehe caaaaannnn... you just gotta be creative and adventurous! :-)
bertique - spoken like a true male! :-)
Sparkle, nanti I come over to your place and you teach me how to be ehem "creative" kay :p
Bertique - I echo Sparkle. But the No. 3 tu kan, I dont think I have the guts to say it!
tell me when u r u going to Sparkle's place.. i oso want to learn! ;)
answer to #4: drop dead hensom man still exist meh? where? point me to one!!
Cik Pijah - Bagus lah u ni..ever so eager to learn. hahaha...Drop dead goojas man ada lah...u want? I introduce nak?
u sure the drop dead goojas man tu straight? u sssuuuuuuureeee aaah? tht's vry(2x) rare.
i dont have to be male to think about *beeb*.
like every 2 and a half seconds to be precise.
Dear owners of *Beeb* Be proud that you have *Beeb* that's worth a glance. Others are green with envy tau ;-D LOL
signed,
a creative drop dead hensom man who has a python for a pet :-D
ermmm....i think about football most of the time....
That monica belluci pic is just too...*slurp*slurp*
I think about boobs all the time although I'm not a man not yet a butch. Hehehe...
Nope, never thought of any boobs, ever.
Heh.
aisey, ter-malu ...
hahaha
Cik Pijah - Hahaha...got la drop dead but somehow they're either gay or attached. Eh that doctor astronaut guy is quite good looking kan?
Ylanda - Aahhh..so ure over chicken then?
Zuhri - Amboi! Got money back guarantee tak? :p
Alex - Oh yeah bebeh! I am proud of my *beeb*
Raven - That is just aint normal, man!
Stellar - Monica Belucci can turn me gay, just like Jolie :p
MIV - Liar liar, pants on fire! Eh, better save the "snake"!
Bertique - Hahahaha...aisey! Dont la bruder..u were being honest and THAT is always good :)
1. not true. must make time for footie/golf/basketball/sport rim etc. so it's IMPOSSIBLE to think about sex 24/7.
2. again, not true. there's also the legs, behind, face, neck .. depending on the guy lah.
3. you can:
a) bounce them up and down.
b) move them sideways.
c) give him a tissue to wipe the drool.
d) kick him in the nuts (though this will be considered xtremely rude).
tq.
haha.. this song has been playing over & over in my head too. thanks to Fly fm, Hitz.fm.
i once had a colleague who speaks to me with his eyes constantly fixed on my chest. not that i have such big jugs anyway. i just pretended that i didn't notice he was doing that.
to answer q #4: hmm.. not really la. it's more on how he touches u that's more important that the size of his snake. hehe..
#1. Yes *drooling*
#2. We appreciate your big heart by looking at your boobs. Wat?
#3. "Nah, nk tengok sgt, ambik!" *whilst lifting ur topp off* heh.
Desparil - U think abt sport rims too? My Gawd! Eh why rude to kick him in the groin plak? Not rude to stare at someone's tits issit? :p
Shopper Mom - But but but don't u feel uncomfortable when someone is doing that? Stare at yr boobies i mean. Hahaha...Size Not important eh?
Mr. 9 - Cis!! Semua commentss tak bleh pakai. All hamsap! Hahahaha
its HARDER to find someone who's not preoccupied with *beeb* 24/7.
3. look at his crotch
hehehe... mula2 tu uncomfortable gak la, lama2 tu ah lantak la. it's not like i was naked or anything. as long as there's no touching involved. somehow if u play ur cards right, it can be advantageous to u. Muahahahahaha.... *evil laugh*
Sic6sense - Look at his crotch???? hahaha..Hmmm...who wants to be my guinea pig? I wanna look at yr crotch when Im talking to you, see whether u feel comfy or not..I dont mean you, Sic6sense :p
Shopper Mom - Hahahaha..ni lagi sorang! Must invest in low-neck work shirts then!
drop dead handsome man???
* turns left and right *
mana???
Superdzu - Eh, tu yr bro tu drop dead handsome la tu. muahahahahaah
the brother who looks like ferhad tu?
citt...
ada ke suruh tgk adik sendiri???
Superdzu - Of course la! He's more handsome than Ferhad la. Hahahaha..sapa suruh u tengok. I yang nak tengok! Okaylah, i know a couple of drop dead handsome guys yang single-mingle lagi. I reserve one for you and cik pijah kay :p
cosmic_gurl,
it didn't have to be low neck pun depa tengok jugak. men kan..
Shopper Mom - Ure right. We can nvr win. The eyes will roam no matter what we women wear.
Kaisersoze - Argh! Men! See wht I mean, Shopper Mom? But those are lovely kan?
Javard - Javardddddddddddd!! I've missed you! Hehehehe....Ill give u the questions when I see u for karaoke this weekend kay :P
Hmmpphh...Guys yang asyik tengok boobs je are perverts la. But then again, can't blame them if some girls like to flash their boobs around..
Answer for #4:
I think its not the size but how you use it that matters *wink*
Trueblue - Smtimes we dont flash them around pun guys dah go ga-ga u know. Hahahaha on answer #4. U, Princess Sparkle and Shopper Mom think alike la...Anak cucu tumpang belajar nanti can?
Yela, like I said...If we don't flash them around and the guys still keep looking, then there's sumthing wrong with them la.
Of coz..can teach...Free lessons given to those who need..heheh
wohoo! cosmic_gurl gonna introduce me to drop dead hensom guy. now i just wish tht the guy is straight.. is tht too much to ask? eh.. i oso want to belajar fr princess sparkle and shoppermom laa.. u dontch la go study sorang2..
hehe... =)
Trueblue - Wow! Free lessons huh? Here I come! Hehehe
Cik Pijah - Of course they're straight! Takkanlah I nak intro u to gay men! Unless u want me to lah :p
Pseudo - Ahem...yes pseudo..we dont want to accumulate dosa now, do we? :)
Angeleyes - Hope ure feeling better now :)
it's rude cos thats like.. the cradle of life, ok?
staring is ok cos.. i dont know lah.. it just is.. :P
I once heard someone with extremely big knockers said to a lecher: "Apa yang kau sibuk tengok-tengok ni, bukannya kau dapat pegang pun" LOL
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