Monday, June 18, 2007

Rasa Yang Ku Tinggal Mati Part Deux

I finished my part of the story last night while hubby was watching that Korean movie “200 pounds beauty” on dvd. Sixty, let me tell you it wasn’t an easy task.

Oh, for you folks who have no idea what I’m talking about, I’m doing a tag courtesy of
sixzerosix.blogspot.com/ from this post --> http://sixzerosix.blogspot.com/2007/06/rasa-yang-ku-tinggal-mati.html
So here goes...
He got off at a very familiar stop and walked against the chill autumn wind.

He thought about what had happened just now. He still couldn’t believe that she had ended it. He loves her but she obviously didn’t feel the same about him, he thought. He cannot stop her from breaking it off. He knows that he cannot force her to love him. In his mind he kept replaying how he had met her for the first time.

It was his first year at college. His roommate, Andy had asked him to accompany him to watch the last game of the season at Highbury. He’s never been a supporter of any English football clubs. Andy on the other hand was a crazy Gunners fan.

As they were making their way to their seats, he heard someone shouting for Andy. He looked up and there she was flailing her arms wildly at them.

“Andy! Andy! Here!”

She was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. She had this big brown eyes and the most infectious smile. She looked really good – fresh and friendly and she was wearing this bright lime-green t-shirt that added to the freshness.

She hugged and said hello to Andy and asked him how it was going and smiled at me. Andy introduced her to me. Delilah. Of course. It all makes sense. Only a beautiful woman can have a beautiful name like Delilah. We shook hands and sat down. Andy said that Delilah and he are coursemates.

Throughout the game, all he could do was look at her. Who cares if Arsenal had won the game that day? He was happy seeing her happy, she was laughing, jumping up and down like a kid after the final whistle was blown.

After the game they went for a drink. Andy had to go off meet his friends but he didn’t mind being left alone with her at the bar. He enjoys listening to her talk about herself. She told him that she was from Sg. Petani, Kedah. Her parents had died from a car accident when she was 11 years old and her grandparents took care of her since.

“So, what did you think about the game?” she asked.

“It was great! Arsenal won. Wooohooo!” I said.

“What was the score?” she asked.

“Errmmm…2 to 1?” I said.

She laughed.

“You weren’t paying attention to the game, were you? Do you even like football?”

“Honestly, no. I don’t understand how 22 men could fight over one ball. Get one each I say.”

She laughed again. God. He loved hearing her laugh. They looked at each other across the table for a couple of seconds. She sat straight and took the shades from her head and put them down. She swept her hair back out of her eyes in slow motion and wet her lips with her tongue.

“You’re very amusing…and honest. You’re not pretentious like the others. I like that. You’re cute too” she said while edging herself closer to him.

She smelled so good. Like daisies. She was making him dizzy with her scent. At that moment all he wanted to do was grab her and kiss her hard on the mouth.

Just as he was about to ask her whether she wanted to get out of there he saw a man walking towards their table. He man put his arms around her and planted a kiss on her mouth. It was not the “hi, how are you doing, you’re my friend” kinda kiss but more of a “I miss you, the love of my life” kinda kiss. She kissed him back.

“Badrul, meet Daniel, my fiancée” she said.

Fuck.

He can’t be there, he thought. He can’t sit there imagining himself kissing her when her fiancée is sitting right across him at the table. He told them he had to get back to his dorm. He got up and shook her fiancee’s hands. He got out of the bar and as he was about to cross the street he heard Delilah calling his name. He turned around and Delilah had put her hands on his face and kissed him.

“This is my number. Call me, Bad. Don’t forget to call me okay” she said.

“Okay.” That’s all he could say. He smiled at her and she smiled back.

He turned around and crossed the road and as he was walking back to his dorm he was grinning like a baboon, not that he knows how a grinning baboon looked like but if he did then he was sure that was how he must have looked like.

Okay folks. I’m passing the baton next to Lil’ Miss Easydent @ http://easydent.blogspot.com/. I’m sure you’re a good storyteller. The rules of this tag are simple :-

1. You must not finish the story
2. You can tag more than 1 blogger to continue the story
3. There is no theme to the story. It doesn’t have to be a tragic love story.
Sixty can decide later who should end the story :-)

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Story of a man who thinks with his D**k

Mr. Dick : My wife is pregnant. I don’t know who else to talk to. You’re my friend so I’m unloading this on to you.

Friend : Your wife is pregnant. Isn’t that good news?

Mr. Dick : Errm NO! I’m getting married to my girlfriend in 2 weeks time and my wife is pregnant. No, that’s not good news.

Friend : Ooookaay then. Why the hell did you have sex with your wife in the first place?

Mr. Dick : I had a fight with my gf and she broke it off. Then my wife came over to the apartment and one thing led to another and 2 months later wham! she’s pregnant!

Friend : When did you get back together with your gf?

Mr. Dick : 2 weeks after I slept with my wife.

Friend : I thought you’re getting a divorce?

Mr. Dick : We’ve filed the divorce papers. The hearing is next week. Shit! Shit! Shit!

Friend : Are you getting married to the girl whom you said was the love of your life?

Mr. Dick : Yes! When I fell in love with her, she was married at that time but I wasn’t. I tried to make her leave her husband but she’s just not that kind of person. Then her husband cheated on her. She filed for divorce. I got married 3 months after her divorce became final.

Friend : How come you didn’t know she was getting a divorce?

Mr. Dick : Because after we professed our love for each other she told me not to contact her again. She said she can’t leave her husband even though she loves me. So I let her go. Then I met my wife. I didn’t really love my wife wholeheartedly. I married her coz my parents pressured me to get married. I know I know I’m a jerk and it’s not fair on her but I thought I lost the love of my life. So I settled.

Friend : So you got married and then the love of your life got divorced?

Mr. Dick : Yes!!

Friend : Does your gf know you’re married?

Mr. Dick : Yes!! She said she would only marry me if I divorced my wife which I’m willing to do. And now this happens! She’s not gonna marry me if she knows my wife is pregnant. I’m gonna loose the love of my life, again! Shit! Shit! Shit!

Friend : What do you want me to say?

Mr. Dick : Tell me what to do!

Friend : *Smirk*. You’re in deep shit man! Just roll over and die.

Monday, June 11, 2007

Warkah Buat Kekanda

Kehadapan suamiku yang tercinta, semoga warkah ini menemuimu dengan selamatnya,

Kanda,

Kata-kata kanda malam tadi semasa kanda hendak turun ke bawah untuk membuat sup cendawan segera (hanya dengan menuangkan air panas) telah mengguris hati dinda. Dinda sekadar memberi tips tentang bagaimana hendak membancuh sup cendawan segera tersebut di mana dinda telah mengingatkan kanda supaya tidak meletakkan air yang berlebihan kerana ditakuti sup tersebut akan menjadi cair. Walaubagaimanapun, kanda dengan pedasnya telah menjawab,

“Ikut suka hati I lah nak letak berapa banyak air, I yang nak makan.”


Tahukah kanda bahawa kata-kata kanda itu sungguh pedih dan menusuk kalbu? Dinda tahulah kanda bukannya tidak pandai membancuh sup cendawan segera tersebut. Dinda cuma sekadar memberi nasihat. Jika kanda tidak mahu mengikuti nasihat tersebut maka tidak payahlah kanda ikut. Kenapa perlu menghiris hati dinda yang sungguh lembut ini dengan kata-kata yang sungguh pedas hingga menusuk, menikam jiwa raga?

KENAPA KANDA MENGELUARKAN KATA-KATA YANG SEDEMIKIAN RUPA? KENAPA KANDA? KENAPA?? (Ahem..ter"emo" kejap, sorry)

Dinda tahulah kanda lapar sebab belum makan. Adakah salah dinda hujan turun dengan begitu lebat hingga kita tidak boleh pergi ke Pasar Taman Tun untuk membeli makanan? Tahukah kanda hujan yang lebat semalam juga telah menyebabkan banjir di beberapa buah tempat di KL seperti di Jalan Tun Perak dan Dataran Merdeka di mana kereta-kereta mewah seperti Mercedez, BMW dan yang kurang mewah seperti Proton semuanya telah dimasuki air dan berkemungkinan enjinnya semua rosak? Kita sepatutnya bersyukur kita tinggal di Damansara, kanda.

Oleh kerana kata-kata kanda yang pedas tersebut membuatkan dinda merajuk lalu dinda telah pergi ke bilik sebelah untuk bersendirian. Maka terpandanglan dinda akan dvd berjudul “Underworld : The Revolution” kepunyaan adik dinda. Walaupun dinda telah menonton cerita tersebut, namun tergerak hati dinda untuk menontonnya sekali lagi walaupun dinda juga pada ketika itu sedang seronok menonton cerita P. Ramlee berjudul “3 Abdul” di tv2, saluran ceria anda.

Fullamakatak! Kanda, badan “Kate Beckinsale” sungguh menggiurkan. Bagaimanakah agaknya beliau mendapat badan yang sungguh menggiurkan itu? Hanya beliau sahaja yang dapat menjawabnya.

Berbalik kepada kata-kata pedas kanda berkenaan sup cendawan segera tersebut, di sini dinda ingin memberitahu kanda bahawa dinda memaafkan kanda, walaupun sehingga ke hari ini kanda tidak meminta maaf. Tergerak hati dinda untuk memaafkan kanda kerana dinda telah sempat menonton suatu adegan di dalam cerita “3 Abdul” tersebut di mana pelakon Sarimah telah berkata kepada suaminya, “Sedangkan lidah lagi tergigit, inikan pula suami isteri.”

Berdasarkan ayat yang sungguh mendalam isi dan maknanya di atas, dinda dengan ini memaafkan kanda, walaupun dinda rasa kanda tak tahu yang dinda merajuk dengan kanda.

Dinda sudahi warkah ini dengan serangkap pantun,

Budak-budak mandi di perigi
Lepas mandi bermain pula di tepi sawah
Diharap kanda jangan mengguris hati dinda lagi
Lagi sekali kanda buat, dinda suruh tidur kat sofa depan tv di bawah

Sekian,

Isterimu yang tercinta

Friday, June 08, 2007

What's Going On?

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

I love this song, don’t get me wrong. It’s catchy and all but apa telah happen to Avril Lavigne? She’s wearing make-up and *gasp* a skirt now! I know she got married and all but seriously, does marriage really change the way a person dress up or behave?

Let’s take another example. Remember Alanis Morrissette? Remember how angst she was when she came out with her 1st album? She sounded so angry and against the world kinda person. Remember how good her songs were back then? I mean, who could forget the songs like “Ironic” and “You Oughta Know”?

Alanis went from this…

It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced
Are you thinking of me when you fuck her

To THIS!

Thank you India
Thank you providence
Thank you disillusionment
Thank you nothingness
Thank you clarity
Thank you thank you silence

Don’t get me wrong. I still think she’s one of the best female songwriter ever but she’s not so angry anymore, you know what I mean?

Have a good weekend people! I’m watching Ocean’s 13 tomorrow nite. Woohhoooo! I LOVE YOU BRAD PITT! *Drool*

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Of Muffins and a Wedding

I had a very productive weekend. As oppose to every other weekend where hubby and I just stayed home and watched dvds that we had bought months ago but still hasn’t gotten around to watching them.

On Saturday afternoon, I took my cousin, niece and nephew to watch Shrek3 at Cineleisure. I prefer the 1st and 2nd one though. This time around Puss and Donkey didn’t have many scenes, which is a waste coz I thought Charming was boring. Justin Timberlake as Artie was okay I guess but I’d prefer to see more of Puss and Donkey. Baby Ogre and baby Dronkey were so cute!

Then Saturday night, hubby and I went to Careforre to look for a cheap magazine rack. We found the rack no thanks to the sales people there. I tell you, it’s the same everywhere. Why hire salespersons when they don’t know where everything is suppose to be? If I have to find every single thing myself, I might as well work there, you know?! There were only 2 colours available, white and pink so obviously I chose pink.



My new pink coloured magazine rack

Anyway, since we’ve watched every single so-called blockbuster movie there is, we decided to be more cultured and watched this French movie called Priceless or “Hors de Prix” starring Amelie Tautou. I think they censored quite a number of scenes which is so bloody annoying (what’s new?). But thank god for Amelie Tautou! She’s such a good actress and one hot chick but she’s too skinny la. Bones everywhere. If I were a man I’d go for curvaceous looking chick like Salma Hayek or Eva Mendez.

Sunday morning I decided to test my cooking skills by baking muffins. The first batch came out really terrible coz the muffins looked “senget”. Seriously. Tinggi sebelah okay. But hubby said they tasted good in spite of how they looked so I tried baking another batch and they turned out pretty good. So maybe I’m going to start baking some more and bring them to the office for my colleagues.


My yummy muffins..or so says hubby...

Sunday night I attended a friend’s wedding at Singgahsana Hotel. Congrats to Shasi & Vasantha! They met through Friendster too. Hihihi…Eh, you single people out there, if you don’t have a friendster account, open one and soon you too will find your mate...errmm..maybe...

Word of caution: Please don’t put pictures of you in a tight spaghetti dress or a bikini ‘coz you may attract a different crowd. The perverted ones I mean.

The food at the wedding was excellent. It was from this caterer called “Little Caterers”. I can’t remember the names of the dishes though. Indian weddings are very festive, aren’t they? If you’re a guest there is no way you can upstage an Indian bride coz their gowns are bright and so glittery. What is an Indian wedding without the very energetic dancers? The Indian dances were okay but one off thing was when the dancers danced to “Let’s Get It Started” by the BEP and they were wearing army outfits! *Shudder*







Friday, June 01, 2007

What is L.O.V.E.?

Scenario One

Boy meets Girl. Boy fell madly in love with girl. Girl just got out of a relationship with a married man and was desperate to get married. Boy proposes to Girl and Girl accepts. Boy brought Girl home to meet Mommy and Daddy. Daddy strongly objects to the marriage. Boy was confused as to why Daddy objected. It turns out Girl was Daddy’s previous girlfriend. Go figure.

Scenario Two

Boy meets Girl. Boy fell madly in love with girl. Girl said she can’t reciprocate Boy’s love because she’s in love with someone else. Boy was devastated but didn’t want to give up on Girl. Boy went home. Boy’s Daddy was waiting for Boy and boy’s mommy was sobbing. Boy was surprised to see Girl there. Daddy announces that Daddy has taken a second wife and Girl is now Boy’s new stepmom.

Scenario Three

Boy meets Girl. Boy fell madly in love with Girl. Boy promises to look after Girl, love and cherish her till the day she dies. Girl believes Boy. Boy and Girl got married. Boy asked Girl to quit her job because Boy said he earns enough money to provide for the family and wants Girl to take care of their children. One child later, Boy divorces Girl because Boy had fallen in love with his secretary and secretary refuses to be the second wife. Boy throws Girl and child out of the house.

Scenario Four

Boy meets Girl. Girl fell madly in love with Boy. Boy asked Girl to marry him and Girl accepted. 3 months had passed and Boy did not have sex with Girl. Girl was frustrated and asked Boy why he did not want to touch her. Boy said he’s stressed out at work and asked Girl to be patient. 6 months gone by and still no sex. Girl went to Boy’s office to ask him out for lunch. Girl opens the door to Boy’s office and saw Boy and another boy kissing. It turns out Boy was gay and only married Girl to appease his mom.

Scenario Five

Boy from Kuching meets Girl from KL via Friendster. Boy and Girl fell in love. Boy decides to move to KL for good 3 months later as Girl said she could not have long-distance relationship. Boy and Girl got married 2 years later. Boy and Girl are now happily married. Girl controls the remote control and Boy lets her. Now THAT’s L.O.V.E. bebeh!



Monday, May 28, 2007

Wishing and Hoping and Wishing and Hoping

If I have a daughter I want my daughter to have these features (Errmm…I’m not saying I’m pregnant or anything kay…angan-angan Mat Jenin sebenarnya) :

- Kulit seputih isi buah manggis

- Bibir semerah isi buah delima

- Rambut sehitam biji buah mata kucing and curly wurly macam A&W Curly Fries

- Cute button nose like a rabbit

- Pipi tembam macam cream puff

- Smart like Einstein
(oh please god, I just want the brain, not the hair!!)

- Cool like Angelina Jolie

AND most importantly, she must be strong like Sydney Bristow…muahahahaha!

HEY! A girl can wish, can’t she?

Oh yeah, if possible, I want my daughter to look exactly like this! She’s sooooo adorable! Rasa macam nak gigit-gigit her cheeks! Gerams!